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something that I usually don't give
You: Do you remember the part in Monty Python... windspeed velocity...
Me: I don't give a shit.
by THIS IS MY DAMNNAME May 12, 2008
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Jan 18 Word of the Day
1. Blue Monday is the most depressing day of the year, calculated by Dr. Cliff Arnall, a researcher at the University of Cardiff's Center for Lifelong Learning.
Factors used to calculate the date included weather conditions, debt level, time since Christmas, time since failing our New Year's resolutions, low motivation and feeling the need to take action.

In 2005 the date was calculated as January 24th, in 2006 it was January 23rd, and in 2007 it was January 22nd.

2. A song by the hard rock band Orgy from their album Candy Ass.
1. Guy: "Aw man, I feel like absolute shit today."
Friend: "Yeah, same here. I hate Blue Monday."

2. "I wish I could sing Blue Monday to my ex-girlfriend, she's such a bitch."
by L_Roku August 31, 2007
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Cleaning out a bowl from a pipe. Either because the person before couldn't bong it, or the ash gets stuck in a pipe and needs to be cleaned, therefore ashing it.
I am not going to cash it when it is already burned. Just ash it out so we can pack a fresh one.
by sdw17 August 19, 2008
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A man with breath stankier than a grandma's one week unwashed diarrhoea ass
Man 1 : yo bro want some mints
Man 2 : no bro, I'm fine...

Man 1 : bro, ure an ashit rn. EAT THE FUCKING MINTS
Man 3 : bro it's no use. Ashit's cannot be saved
by Octopusgod April 18, 2020
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