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Shitrified 

A mixture of being shit scared and petrified
"Man, I am downright shitrified of that fucking finance class"
Shitrified by Herod June 5, 2003
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Shitrified 

A form of elaborate execution in which someone shits inside the victims mouth and forces him to swallow it.
I shit in his mouth and he swallowed that bitch. He died the next day.
Shitrified by Zacharias October 28, 2004

shitrified 

When something you witness is so shitty, it leaves you petrified from its shitness.
"This game leaves me shitrified, I hope no one else plays it."
shitrified by epic02284 February 21, 2024

Shitified 

The act of making something shitty or horrible. The act of ruining/damaging something. Used instead of the word ruined or fucked up. This word is used to emphasis how bad things got, the Kitchen table wasn't messy, it was shitified.
Who shitified my car!
Your sister shitified my day.
My dog shitified the couch, we threw it away.
Shitified by Spinn February 9, 2010

Shitisfied 

The satisfied feeling after taking a really big shit
- dude I just took the biggest shit ever. I feel shitisfied.
Shitisfied by Captain_black May 19, 2014

shitified 

1. (adj) A way to describe life when it is totally crap and shit

2. (adj) A way in which to describe an object in general
1. My life is so crap, it's shitified

2. Your car is shitified!!!
shitified by Phil MiHole March 2, 2004

shittified

a horrible state of life; when you life becomes so shitty,espicially if your name is meghan, and your life come crashing down
OH!!! dude meghan totally got shittified by josh
shittified by sean o'connar February 17, 2008
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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