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Software products by Citrix which normally run like shit, freeze, slow and laggy.
Fuck, my Shitrix session has frozen again.
Shitrix by Badger Beady June 8, 2018
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ShitRite 

A colloquial and derogatory alternative name for the ShopRite chain of supermarkets located in the U.S. North East. Usually used by someone who hates shopping at the store or hates working there.
You don't want to work at ShitRite, you should be a peepshow janitor instead. At least you'll get more respect doing that.
ShitRite by JamesOhio September 23, 2009
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Shitmixed 

When someone or something has a really spectacular crash resulting in them and whatever they were riding on being thrown around in a cement mixer'esque fashion.

Often with comical results
Man that bloke got absolutely shitmixed when he stacked his Windsurfer.

I was bricking along then i hit a rock and got absolutely shitmixed!
Shitmixed by Maverick6888 June 28, 2009

shitbrix 

"Shitbrix", "Shitbricks" or "Shitting bricks" is when you are suddenly startled or afraid...So afraid that you could "Shit a brick".

"Shitbrix" is also a website- shitbrix.com
If a wasp suddenly buzzes past you, you may be suddenly terrified and shit a brick.

If you're watching a horror movie and something scary happens, you may scream and "Shit a brick"

If you visit the website shitbrix.com and you find something creepy in the pic, you may go "Holy SHITBRIX!!!!"
shitbrix by \/ Temari \/ September 20, 2009

Shitmixed 

(Commonly exclaimed in a French accent)

1. When one is fucked over in a card game

2.When one is drunk to the point of no return
Person 1: Oh no, it seems I have to draw 4
Person 2: HA, get shitmixed, bitch!
Shitmixed by MoobsSlowbin6969 January 17, 2021
A drink, comprising of a small amount of many different, often strong, alcoholic beverages, often mixed in a plastic water bottle. Alcohol is normally sourced from a parental drinks cabinet, and amount taken small enough so that it would not be noticed by said parents. Often for consumption at parties etc.
Eurgh, that shitmix is really disgusting. Gets you smashed though!
shitmix by james27379483 August 1, 2008
A rough or beat up vehicle that is barely road worthy.
How are you still driving that car? It’s a shitrig!
Shitrig by The_Judge98 July 7, 2018
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026
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