Shitrix

Software products by Citrix which normally run like shit, freeze, slow and laggy.

Fuck, my Shitrix session has frozen again.

by Badger Beady June 8, 2018

ShitRite

A colloquial and derogatory alternative name for the ShopRite chain of supermarkets located in the U.S. North East. Usually used by someone who hates shopping at the store or hates working there.

You don't want to work at ShitRite, you should be a peepshow janitor instead. At least you'll get more respect doing that.

by JamesOhio September 23, 2009

Shitmixed

When someone or something has a really spectacular crash resulting in them and whatever they were riding on being thrown around in a cement mixer'esque fashion.

Often with comical results

Man that bloke got absolutely shitmixed when he stacked his Windsurfer.

I was bricking along then i hit a rock and got absolutely shitmixed!

by Maverick6888 June 28, 2009

shitbrix

"Shitbrix", "Shitbricks" or "Shitting bricks" is when you are suddenly startled or afraid...So afraid that you could "Shit a brick".

"Shitbrix" is also a website- shitbrix.com

If a wasp suddenly buzzes past you, you may be suddenly terrified and shit a brick.

If you're watching a horror movie and something scary happens, you may scream and "Shit a brick"

If you visit the website shitbrix.com and you find something creepy in the pic, you may go "Holy SHITBRIX!!!!"

by \/ Temari \/ September 20, 2009

Shitmixed

(Commonly exclaimed in a French accent)

1. When one is fucked over in a card game

2.When one is drunk to the point of no return

Person 1: Oh no, it seems I have to draw 4
Person 2: HA, get shitmixed, bitch!

by MoobsSlowbin6969 January 17, 2021

shitmix

A drink, comprising of a small amount of many different, often strong, alcoholic beverages, often mixed in a plastic water bottle. Alcohol is normally sourced from a parental drinks cabinet, and amount taken small enough so that it would not be noticed by said parents. Often for consumption at parties etc.

Eurgh, that shitmix is really disgusting. Gets you smashed though!

by james27379483 August 1, 2008

Shitrig

A rough or beat up vehicle that is barely road worthy.

How are you still driving that car? It’s a shitrig!

by The_Judge98 July 7, 2018