Shitium

Shitium is the product of all matter after it degrades to a point where its of no use to anyone anymoar.

After burning all my coal up, all i was left with was shitium.

by Kyosuke January 19, 2009

shitsuma

Is the name commonly referred to the car in My Summer Car.

FUCK my shitsuma broke again time to go to fletarrii.

by Mysummercarisballs May 7, 2018

shitcum

Shitcum is what one does when in a state of extreme anger or rage; to shitcum in ones mouth is the ultimate act of disrespect. To do it requires a large will and steadfast self-discipline. The shit must be followed by the cum after no more that 3 seconds. While shitcum is normally placed in the mouth, it can be deployed anywhere on the body.

Chris: Dude, your girlfriend cheated on you? How’d you handle it?

John: I shitcummed in her mouth.

by FactsStraiGhtOnly November 12, 2018

shitimage

The typical shitty photo taken with cellphone.

"Yeah, shitimage. From my phone for fucks sake."

by nachismo September 11, 2013

shitbumps

You have to take a crap so bad and because it's fully brewed it's pressing upon your sphincter. The skin on your entire body breaks out into goosebumps.

"We have to pull over, man. It's been 4 hours since we left and I have to take a dump so bad that I have shitbumps! See them?"

by DOUGIELOVE March 7, 2010

shitbum

lowlife, pond scum, dead-beat. Usually a unkempt male possessing many undesirable traits.

Don't trust him, that shitbum sold his father's funeral urn to buy a carton of cigarettes!

by Ted Casey January 27, 2005

shitbum

a person who lacks the very basic skills of hygiene and posesses a propensity towards laziness and sloth. They tend to have an untidy appearance and have trouble maintaining gainful employment.

Myra had no other option than to divorce Chuck, because he was such a shitbum.

by dennis November 19, 2002