shitcase
a suitcase filled with useless items due to the person not being able to choose what she/he will need for traveling and packs everything he/she finds hoping they wont have left anything out
shitcase by checheishere May 14, 2011
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Shitcase
Brad: Broooo your shitcase wifi making my game lag
Jason: thats because we dont have wifi... you're using the neighbours.
Jason: thats because we dont have wifi... you're using the neighbours.
Shitcase by daphne1221 February 16, 2017
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shitcase • suitcase • shitcake • shitcast • suitcased • Shitcasing • shitcasserole • Shitcasso • suitcase of courage • Suitcase Rail
Human Suitcases
Seth: Do you have any tips, any tips at all for a simple romantic, non psychotic valentine's day?
Stefon: If you want a great valentine's day you don't even need to leave the house. Just give the person you love a romantic valentines gift.
Seth: You mean like a box of chocolates?
Stefon: No. Like human suitcases.
Stefon: If you want a great valentine's day you don't even need to leave the house. Just give the person you love a romantic valentines gift.
Seth: You mean like a box of chocolates?
Stefon: No. Like human suitcases.
Human Suitcases by JMulan March 1, 2011
suitcase handles
suitcase handles by WKid May 21, 2006
Shitcast
A word commonly used to reference the American multinational telecommunications conglomerate, Comcast Corporation, due to its shitty customer service and unreliable internet speeds.
Ginther: Hey Kahlon, I can't connect to WiFi, Shitcast is fucking me hard today!
Kahlon: Maybe you should call them! Oh wait they won't pick up.
Kahlon: Maybe you should call them! Oh wait they won't pick up.
Shitcast by kahlonginth December 31, 2021
Suitcase School
A term used to describe a college or university at which students travel home frequently on weekends, creating a lack of involvement and a 'ghost-town' like atmosphere.
Matthew: "I'm going home this weekend because there is nothing to do."
Alyssa: "This is such a suitcase school."
Alyssa: "This is such a suitcase school."
Suitcase School by whoareyouatlr October 13, 2011
cheap suitcase
Timmy ate the indian buffet for lunch and the persian kebab stand for dinner. When Timmy awoke from his Eastern buffet extravaganza, he sat on the toilet and was launched into the air as his asshole blew open like a cheap suitcase.
cheap suitcase by Assbag666 May 27, 2013
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