suitcased

Shoving something up your ass thats no supose to go there.

The dude suitcased the drugs when the police pulled him over.

by Spankey Moore January 6, 2008

suitcased

The act of dismembering body parts and stuffing it in a refrigerator or suitcase.

Leibby got suitcased in Brooklyn, NY

by Cornbread_son September 29, 2012

Suitcased

verb
To be thrown into the back seat of a police car upside down in handcuffeds.

Fucking 50, got picked up and suitcased.

by Anon135813 November 18, 2020

Human Suitcases

When a midget on roller skates, wears all your clothing and then you pull them through an airport.

Seth: Do you have any tips, any tips at all for a simple romantic, non psychotic valentine's day?
Stefon: If you want a great valentine's day you don't even need to leave the house. Just give the person you love a romantic valentines gift.
Seth: You mean like a box of chocolates?
Stefon: No. Like human suitcases.

by JMulan March 1, 2011

suitcase handles

Big, fat vagina lips that, when pressed together look like suitcase handles.

Look at the pussy on that girl, you could pick her up and carry her around by her suitcase handles.

by WKid May 21, 2006

Suitcase School

A term used to describe a college or university at which students travel home frequently on weekends, creating a lack of involvement and a 'ghost-town' like atmosphere.

Matthew: "I'm going home this weekend because there is nothing to do."

Alyssa: "This is such a suitcase school."

by whoareyouatlr October 13, 2011

cheap suitcase

Having to defecate so heinously, that your ass explodes open like an overloaded "cheap suitcase".

Timmy ate the indian buffet for lunch and the persian kebab stand for dinner. When Timmy awoke from his Eastern buffet extravaganza, he sat on the toilet and was launched into the air as his asshole blew open like a cheap suitcase.

by Assbag666 May 27, 2013