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Shitcast

A word commonly used to reference the American multinational telecommunications conglomerate, Comcast Corporation, due to its shitty customer service and unreliable internet speeds.
Ginther: Hey Kahlon, I can't connect to WiFi, Shitcast is fucking me hard today!

Kahlon: Maybe you should call them! Oh wait they won't pick up.
by kahlonginth December 31, 2021
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Shitcast

Just like a podcast, a shitcast is an online radio program, only the material in the said program is of low grade.
Jeff: Did you listen to the bobsled podcast yesterday?

John: Naw man, that shitcast is goin' downhill fast.
by Beefster April 17, 2009
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shitcast

Like podcast, but dealing with fecal matter. Also see crapcast.
Subscribe to my shitcast!
by Vamidus September 1, 2006
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Shitcast

Using communication devices while sitting on the toilet pinching a loaf.
"I'm so busy at work if I couldn't shitcast, I wouldn't even have time to sext you this naked picture of me!"
by jeremy767 August 21, 2009
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shitmaster

One who possesses the ability to clog someone's toilet to the point of OVERFLOW (not merely backup or slow flush) causing shitty water to cover the entire tile floor and parts of the adjacent hallway carpeting. This is not intentional, and happens despite multiple courtesy flushes throughout the act leading to the final shitmastering flush.
Dave: (Running out of the bathroom) Where's your mop bro?

Me: What? Why?

Dave: Your toilet's overflowing man. Shit is literally EVERYWHERE!

Me: You're the fucking shitmaster dude... mad props. Now go clean it up.
by Elias Creed May 8, 2007
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shitastrophe

A catastrophe involving shit.
Example 1: "I came home and my dog had shit all over his kennel. His fur was covered with shit and the whole house smelled like shit. It was a total shitastrophe."

Example 2: "My dog shit on my floor and the roomba dragged it all over my house. It was a shitastrophe."
by SaskKid001 November 20, 2009
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shitcase

a suitcase filled with useless items due to the person not being able to choose what she/he will need for traveling and packs everything he/she finds hoping they wont have left anything out
Oh man, I didnt know what to pack so I just brought my shitcase!
by checheishere May 14, 2011
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