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ShitWatch! 

Formerly SW 2011 or Shitwatch 2011. An underground Facebook group which is dedicated to sharing their shit. Some upload pictures while others just name their turds after politicians or friends....
ShitWatch!
ShitWatch! ...
I just shit a brick ... (picture please)
Tadpole... fail! (little shit)
Hyperion Flush (out for recycling)
Long Beach roller... hear the splash, Drop Turd.
Had to Log out... in my pants (rush job)
Vienna Sausage and a corn kernel.. (fail)
McNuggets... Fail!
Bon Bons... by the bowl... (little balls of shit)
ShitWatch! by cheapsuit December 26, 2011
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shitwatch 

Watching a film or tv series you know will be terrible, with the intent of laughing at it. Typically done with friends.
Dave: What did you get up to last weekend?
Alan: Just shitwatched The Room with some friends. It's so bad it's good.
shitwatch by Spankwad September 30, 2018

Shitwatch 

When you are caught taking a shit, on surprise or on purpose.
I got shitwatched yesterday by Vivian
Shitwatch by PikachuFucker October 25, 2009

Shitwatch 

To watch any sort of media for the soul reason to shit on it.
Hey Bread, lets shitwatch the live action Ben 10 movie!
Shitwatch by Gokumar May 21, 2021

shitwatch 2011 

Shitwatch 2011

an underground Facebook group whoes sole purpose in life is to share their shit. Some UPLOAD pictures while LOGGING in while others just name their turds after politicians, restaurants and friends...
Shitwatch 2011

I just shit a brick! (picture pls) nice one
Tadpole... Fail! little shit!
Hyperion flush! out for recycling
Long Beach Roller... hear the splash! drop turd
Had to LOG out in my pants turd
Vienna sausage and one corn kernel fail!
Crack pot huh?
McNuggets! turdlets
Bowl Of bon-bons shit balls
shitwatch 2011 by cheapsuitdan August 25, 2011

sastwatch 

A vagina covered in so much hair that it is not unlike the nether regions of the legendary Sasquatch.
After watching all the relatively hairless modern pornography widely available on the Interweb, I was shocked to finally get a look at a video with vintage 70's-era sastwatch.
sastwatch by Bogrimm October 4, 2008

shitwack 

Shitwack, or shitwhack is the Canadian equivalent of shitload. Less than a fuckton, more than an assload, the Canadian shitwack is equal to 1.2 American shitloads
"We got a shitwack of snow last night"

"We need to buy a shitwack of beer for the party"

"There were three metric fucktons of dank here last night, where'd it all go? There's a whole shitwack missing!"
shitwack by DJsunkid December 30, 2005
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