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Shitbitch 

A Lolita, single mother of several children, who likes to create drama by crying and is especially adept at complaining about both food and drink that's served to her at a restaurant.
Cook #1 says: hey bro, looks like you need to cook that chicken for table 26 again.

Cook #2 says: Are you kidding me!!! That fat broad has sent it back 3 times already!!

Cook #1: what can I say dude, she seems like a real shitbitch.

Or

Hey Bro, tell that stupid shitbich girlfriend of yours to shut the fuck up with all of her crying! She's more annoying than Chelbo!!
Shitbitch by El capitan de chelbo February 20, 2017
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Shitbitch 

A word used often when a woman pussies out or acts lazy and pisses people off.
Bronwyn and Negus, get out of bed and don't be such shitbitches!
Shitbitch by badboybecky September 18, 2009

shitbitch 

combination of "wordshit/word" and "wordbitch/word." used in any situation where wordfuck/word can also be used.
"You fucking shitbitch"
(after eating shit on a bike) "SHITBITCH!"
shitbitch by rushe July 7, 2003

shitbitch 

a common word that can used in a wide variety of ways. 1. a casual greeting such as "hi" or "whats up" 2. an expression to show displeasure with an unfortunate event. 3. an endearing term to call your friends. 4. a phrase that late night sushi shop employees yell across the restaurant. 5. nickname for the creator of the word, mitch pathe, of bakersfield CA and portland OR fame, who is a good man a better friend and... who LOVES THE COCK.
1. Andy, "Hi." Mitch, "Shitbitch." Andy "Shitbitch." 2. "The beer is all gone." "Shitbitch." 3. Hey shitbitch, go get me another beer. 4. Pauly yells, "Shitbitch," acroos the restaurant floor. Mitch replies in kind, "Shitbitch." 5. When shitbitch returned from California, he sure had a lot of balljuice on his chin.
shitbitch by monkeyballs March 22, 2005

shitbitch 

A woman who participates in scat.
I hear that there's a big market for shitbitches in Japan.
shitbitch by m9lc March 8, 2008

ShitBitch 

A young cumguzzling metrosexual, often employed at places like Starbucks or the local art museum.
That's a nice new scarf you have there, ShitBitch!
ShitBitch by Matthew January 30, 2004

Shitbitch 

One whom complains on social media whilst targeting an individual indirectly, in order to start drama with the aforementioned individual.
"Wow, um, FoxxyTheDarkWolf is such a shitbitch, they've been making vague posts about ChuckTheeCheese for the past week."
Shitbitch by waiting_on_the_dick October 22, 2016