Dad: Okay, I made some tang and sausage for breakfast today. Sister: Whoa, sausage and tang, isn't that kind of ironic? Hehehe. Dad: What? I don't get it. Sister: Ha, nevermind dad. Dad: Oh, Tatiana come sit down for breakfast. Me: Sorry dad I can't. Sort of in a hurry. Dad: Okay well then just take some sausage and go then. Me: =) Man, if I had a dime for everytime a man has said that to me. Sister and I: LOL Dad: Why are you laughing? Growing girls need sausage.
by Just some rocker chick May 03, 2010
1) Frequents the gym seven days a week. Sometimes does double sessions.
2) Candidates are usually males between 20-40 years old.
3) Often can be seen with a protein shake, muscle milk or other similar products.
4) Typically follows their visit to the gym with a 15-20 minute session in the booth at the neighboring tanning salon.
5) Generally reunites with his sausage friends at the night club later than evening draped in True Religion jeans and an Ed Hardy or Affliction t-shirt.
6) A woman's nightmare.
2) Candidates are usually males between 20-40 years old.
3) Often can be seen with a protein shake, muscle milk or other similar products.
4) Typically follows their visit to the gym with a 15-20 minute session in the booth at the neighboring tanning salon.
5) Generally reunites with his sausage friends at the night club later than evening draped in True Religion jeans and an Ed Hardy or Affliction t-shirt.
6) A woman's nightmare.
Melissa: Are you going out with that guy from the gym on Saturday? What was his name again? Brutis?
Allison: Are you kidding me? That guy is such a fucking sausage. He was nibbling on a protein bar last time I was blowing him.
Allison: Are you kidding me? That guy is such a fucking sausage. He was nibbling on a protein bar last time I was blowing him.
by DJ THOMPSON - KING OF KINGSTON February 04, 2009
A person with little relevance who often acts up and elevates their own status much higher than it ever will be. This person often considers themselves a bit of a god when in fact they are actually, a sausage!
by maltavee April 17, 2015
A word shouted at someone when playing a very annoying game.
The game is to set someone up to quickly correct you on something very obvious.
It generally starts a wave of Sausage!! attempts, and can be very rewarding when you catch someone out.
The game is to set someone up to quickly correct you on something very obvious.
It generally starts a wave of Sausage!! attempts, and can be very rewarding when you catch someone out.
Example 1 -
Geoffrey: Urban Thesaurus is such a funny website
Alan: It's Urban Dictionary (duh!)
Geoffrey: SAUSAGE!!!
Example 2 -
Geoffrey: I would love to, but I don't know how to drive manual
Alan: It's Automatic
Geoffrey: SAUSAGE!!!
Geoffrey: Urban Thesaurus is such a funny website
Alan: It's Urban Dictionary (duh!)
Geoffrey: SAUSAGE!!!
Example 2 -
Geoffrey: I would love to, but I don't know how to drive manual
Alan: It's Automatic
Geoffrey: SAUSAGE!!!
by jamjarjamjar June 29, 2011
A man’s penis. Usually referred to by an intimately-involved female to express indignation at the guy’s apparent practice of thinking only with his dick.
He: Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?
She: Well, if THAT’S how you feel, then I say, why buy the entire PIG just to get a little SAUSAGE?! (Acknowledgements to Andy Rooney)
She: Well, if THAT’S how you feel, then I say, why buy the entire PIG just to get a little SAUSAGE?! (Acknowledgements to Andy Rooney)
by QuacksO September 25, 2011