Shitwack, or shitwhack is the Canadian equivalent of shitload. Less than a fuckton, more than an assload, the Canadian shitwack is equal to 1.2 American shitloads
"We got a shitwack of snow last night"
"We need to buy a shitwack of beer for the party"
"There were three metric fucktons of dank here last night, where'd it all go? There's a whole shitwack missing!"
"We need to buy a shitwack of beer for the party"
"There were three metric fucktons of dank here last night, where'd it all go? There's a whole shitwack missing!"
by DJsunkid December 30, 2005
Get the shitwack mug.An ignorant, slow-witted person who loafs around the local scene trying to get wasted, repeats whatever you say to everyone and gets themselves arrested on the regular for things most folks are smart enough not to get caught doing. Usually people just leave them be except for the cops, who they always manage to piss off.
"yo, this dude has got a big mouth!"
" nah, don't even worry about it. He's just some shitwhacker I see here all the time. Pay him no mind. Last week he got arrested for pissing on a cop car then asking the cop if he had some paper towels so he could dry the piss off his shoe."
" nah, don't even worry about it. He's just some shitwhacker I see here all the time. Pay him no mind. Last week he got arrested for pissing on a cop car then asking the cop if he had some paper towels so he could dry the piss off his shoe."
by K. Washington July 25, 2016
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-noun
The unfortunate occurrence of a bowel movement that crests the rear band of an infant or toddler's diaper, resulting in yellow, curdy staining of the child's back and clothing (and often furniture, parents, and household pets).
-verb
The act of producing a shitback
-adjective
Having characteristics of shitback.
See also shitleg and shitbaby
The unfortunate occurrence of a bowel movement that crests the rear band of an infant or toddler's diaper, resulting in yellow, curdy staining of the child's back and clothing (and often furniture, parents, and household pets).
-verb
The act of producing a shitback
-adjective
Having characteristics of shitback.
See also shitleg and shitbaby
Oh no, the kid's got shitback!
Quick! Grab the change pad, he's shitbacking!
These diapers suck - he's all shitbacky.
Quick! Grab the change pad, he's shitbacking!
These diapers suck - he's all shitbacky.
by ochawan October 13, 2008
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Get the Shitwankery mug.Whilst one man is having a standard shit wank, a second man sits on his lap cowboy style and shits between his legs, whilst simultaneously jerking them both off with theirs cocks pressed up against each others
I was having a sneaky shitwank when my man lover Plunky sat down on my lap and joined me for a good ol nullagine tandem cowboy shitwank of monstrous proportions. We simultaneously owned the toilet whilst setting off jizz fireworks all of the bathroom ceiling
by Bumfluff June 25, 2014
Get the nullagine tandem cowboy shitwank mug.Hand me the shitjack (pointing to the remote control). I need to hook my DVD player up to the shitjack. I need to program a shitjack to query data from MySQL.
by JSbig June 25, 2015
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