shitwitch

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A minor insult using common swear term, 'shit' and the medievel status of 'witch'.

Useful in a variety of social circumstances thanks to its relatively underground usage.

Believed to have come from the UK.

"You ate my sandwich, you shitwitch!"

shitwitch by Tom Kiss June 13, 2005

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shitwitch

a shit sandwitch

Bro, you're literally full of shitwitches

shitwitch by shitwitch o'clock April 15, 2022

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Shitwitch

A woman whose behaviour or attitude is shitty, or who is incompetent.

Wow, she double-parked in front of a disabled space. What a total fucking shitwitch!

Shitwitch by CreamPiebrarian August 10, 2024

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Shit Witch

A shit witch is a girl that is cute, rich, and popular but behaves in the most ugly of manners. Shit witches are tasked by the Devil with making the world a much worse place.

Wendy is a shit witch, dude. It's just the way it is.

Shit Witch by Jacques Asse June 4, 2009

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shiftwithvinniesgf

An amazing shifting account that has an obsession with Vinnie Hacker

Person 1: Hey do you know Shiftwithvinniesgf
Person 2: Oh yeah that girl who's shifting for a guy who will never know she exists, What about her?

shiftwithvinniesgf by Nerd1virgin June 28, 2021

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shitwich

1. an idiotic person. 2. As the name implies, a sandwich made of SHIT.

Ryan is such a shitwich.

shitwich by Matt October 27, 2003

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Fucking Shitbitch

Someone with so little right to be on this earth that their cost of upkeep exceeds their marginal benefit of any possible contribution to society. While bitch usually refers to a female, a fucking shitbitch is a gender-neutral insult.

My roommate just sleeps, skips class, and eats junkfood while watching tv on his computer. What a fucking shitbitch.

Fucking Shitbitch by youlazyass December 6, 2009

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wrongun

anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland

28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!

wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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