skinwatch 

The act of flipping your penis over your wrist when asked what time it is, followed by the exclamation, "Time for a phat skinwatch!"

Neither the old woman sitting next to him or the bus driver were prepared for Joe's enormus skinwatch.

skinwatch by Andy Snow September 26, 2003

eel skin watch

An official eel skin watch occurs when a man, or young boy uses one hand to stretch his flacid penis all the way around his opposing wrist. While this may be confused for a real watch, it must never be relied upon as an accurate timepiece.

If if an individual is short on funding, he may choose to sport an eel skin watch to impress his partner for the time being. This will provide warmth to the wrist and displays the veins in your penis quite nicely.

eel skin watch by Jess Vincent April 24, 2003

Spinatch 

a DJ's version of a groupie; a person who seeks sexual and/or musical pleasure (but definitely for sex) ; a tag-a-long human sex-toy for DJs; a booty call w/o having to call, give out your number or any info. Not to be confused with the term Groupie a Spinatch only settles for DJs.

A spinatch (like a Groupie to bands), obsesses over DJs and stalks them, however the status of a DJ's fame does not matter. a Spinatch is also often called Spinatch Dip.

The word spinatch is derived from the words snatch referring to women & spin referring to the DJs spinning talents, combined for the mere amusement and because it rhymes with spinach!

snatch, whore, groupie, skank, slut, booty call, spinatch dip

Spinatch by Valerie G. P. January 12, 2009

shitwatch 2011 

Shitwatch 2011

an underground Facebook group whoes sole purpose in life is to share their shit. Some UPLOAD pictures while LOGGING in while others just name their turds after politicians, restaurants and friends...

Shitwatch 2011

I just shit a brick! (picture pls) nice one
Tadpole... Fail! little shit!
Hyperion flush! out for recycling
Long Beach Roller... hear the splash! drop turd
Had to LOG out in my pants turd
Vienna sausage and one corn kernel fail!
Crack pot huh?
McNuggets! turdlets
Bowl Of bon-bons shit balls

shitwatch 2011 by cheapsuitdan August 25, 2011

skwatch 

to look at, observe or to get a shot of, commonly used in the west of scotland

haw wee chap, geez a skwatch aw yer tonic wine

skwatch by cracknell yy December 5, 2007

skinstache 

This is what occurs when a woman has been tanning in the sun or with sunless tanner, and has her upper-lip waxed. Waxing removes the top 3 layers of skin, therefore removing the tan and leaving a white "skinstache".

"Oh dear, I shouldn't have gone tanning and then have the salon wax my mustache! Now I have a skinstache."

skinstache by Deanna03801 February 25, 2009

skin watch 

An exhibitionist-style practical joke in which one stretches his penis over and around his wrist. He then approaches a person (usually at a party) and asks the person if they might be able to tell him what time it is because he cannot seem to be able to read his watch (said while attempting to stare down at his stretched out penis). The person then stares at the supposed watch in confusion, not being able to figure out quite what it is for a few seconds and then realizes that it is a stretched out penis. This usually results in a reaction that is a combination of shock, disgust, and amusement.

Did you see Dave pull out the skin watch on Jenny last night? It was hilarious!!

skin watch by PNajmaie August 17, 2007