shitwich

1. an idiotic person. 2. As the name implies, a sandwich made of SHIT.

Ryan is such a shitwich.

by Matt October 27, 2003

shitwich

for some reason you leap off the toilet while taking a shit, in which the resulting action causes the hot turd to be smooshed between your ass

dude1: NO WAY i just won $1 mil. in the lotto!

dude1 leaps up

dude1: uuuuhhhhh man i just made a shitwich.

by lake placid black guy October 31, 2009

shitwich

a sandwich with primarily brown ingredients

Josh hates shitwiches

by hugedickrandy August 14, 2025

ShitWich McBitchWich

ok am i running out of ideas

that's a straight up ShitWich McBitchWich

by GABEBESTX1771 October 19, 2025

shitwick

Those hairs around your anus that the feces clings to.

Meatpile's ass hairs are so long it looks like he has a 'shitwick'.

by Voyergirl April 24, 2006

shitwitch

A minor insult using common swear term, 'shit' and the medievel status of 'witch'.

Useful in a variety of social circumstances thanks to its relatively underground usage.

Believed to have come from the UK.

"You ate my sandwich, you shitwitch!"

by Tom Kiss June 13, 2005

Shittich

The game of using a toilet broomstick to chase snitches around the bowl.

After a heavy lunch at Hogwarts, Harry spent a good deal of time playing Shittich before finally emerging from the washrooms.

by Monkey699 July 15, 2009