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Shatgasm

An orgasm so intense it makes one shat.
"Oooh, Hilda; Maurice gave me such a good seeing to last night I had another one of my shatgasms." (Overheard at the launderette)
by Lnm1969 July 31, 2019
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shartgasm

A shartgasm: masturbating before you have diarrhea. Cumming and making the first wet push at the same time.
I sat down an hour after indian food and decided to jerk off. I came just as the first salvo came out- what a shartgasm!!
by axi693 July 25, 2015
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Shartgasm

During an orgasm a girl will spontaneously poop and fart at the same time. A very rare type of orgasm.
Last night during a wild sexcapade Hayley pulled off a shartgasm.
by zrat March 20, 2006
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Shitgasm

The State of relief and euphoia just after unleshing a giant crap(or perfoming "Shock and Awe") from your body... usually accompanied by a long sigh of relaxation as your sphincter retacts to its normal state. Much like the state of relaxation after an orgasm... kinda...
"I shitgasmed twice already this morning... its gonna be a good day!"
by JadeHawk June 8, 2004
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Shitgasm

That really good feeling you get after taking a big shit
Guy: I took a huge shit like 5 minutes ago and now i'm having a really great shitgasm.
by me123abc January 14, 2009
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Swatgasm

Noun: 1. the physical and emotional sensation experienced at the peak of coolness, resulting from the stimulation of being a SWAT "operator" and gathering with other "operators" wearing awesome gear and taking bad ass pictures.
2. an instance of experiencing this.
3. intense or unrestrained excitement associated with being around SWAT operators.
4. an instance or occurrence of such excitement

Verb: 5. To have a swatgasm.

See also: SOFgasm.
Q: Why are all those guys in American Flag Hats having such a good time?
A: They are having a Swatgasm. Good thing they are wearing American Flag Hats, otherwise I would have thought they were Brits, and thus, gay.

If it weren't for the constant Swatgasms, I would have to do actual police work.
by TooCoolForSchoolButNot August 10, 2010
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Shawgasm

A reaction that occurs in older women only when Martin Shaw appears on telly and swoons.
Well Sue, that was the strongest Shawgasm I've ever had.
by Emigma January 9, 2011
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