scatgasm
I overhead the man in the stall next to me masturbating while shitting; he finished both at the same time. I said to him, “Did you just have a scatgasm?”
scatgasm by Turdquavius Dinglemeyer February 27, 2025
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Swatgasm
Noun: 1. the physical and emotional sensation experienced at the peak of coolness, resulting from the stimulation of being a SWAT "operator" and gathering with other "operators" wearing awesome gear and taking bad ass pictures.
2. an instance of experiencing this.
3. intense or unrestrained excitement associated with being around SWAT operators.
4. an instance or occurrence of such excitement
Verb: 5. To have a swatgasm.
See also: SOFgasm.
2. an instance of experiencing this.
3. intense or unrestrained excitement associated with being around SWAT operators.
4. an instance or occurrence of such excitement
Verb: 5. To have a swatgasm.
See also: SOFgasm.
Q: Why are all those guys in American Flag Hats having such a good time?
A: They are having a Swatgasm. Good thing they are wearing American Flag Hats, otherwise I would have thought they were Brits, and thus, gay.
If it weren't for the constant Swatgasms, I would have to do actual police work.
A: They are having a Swatgasm. Good thing they are wearing American Flag Hats, otherwise I would have thought they were Brits, and thus, gay.
If it weren't for the constant Swatgasms, I would have to do actual police work.
Swatgasm by TooCoolForSchoolButNot August 10, 2010
Statgasm
This happens when you're checking out your favourite athlete's statistics and while getting a hard-on/creaming your pants because his/her stats are so beautiful that you just can't help but express your beloved oh-face.
Gary: Holy shit bro, did you see Dwight Howard's amazing stat line last night? 48 points, 21 boards and 8 blocked shots. I can't get over it.
Mike: Yeah dude, I almost came while I was watching Sports Center this morning.
Gary: What?
Mike: What do you mean what?
Gary: ...you...nearly...came? No homo bro, I mean, I didn't want to know this.
Mike: Oh shut up man, there's nothing wrong in having a statgasm.
Mike: Yeah dude, I almost came while I was watching Sports Center this morning.
Gary: What?
Mike: What do you mean what?
Gary: ...you...nearly...came? No homo bro, I mean, I didn't want to know this.
Mike: Oh shut up man, there's nothing wrong in having a statgasm.
scabgasm
(n.) The highly pleasurable sensation of slowly and delicately peeling off a tender ripe scabling, and then repeatedly picking it off again with every scabic regrowth, much to your sensual delight.
When that place I pick on my scalp gets nice, dank n crusty, I'm gonna light some scented candles, turn on some Sade, and have me a scabgasm.
scabgasm by andonymous August 8, 2016
Seatgasm
Bob: I'm exhausted i worked for 3 hours straight this morning and then i went on lunch break and had 10 minute seatgasm
Bill:Lol
Bill:Lol
Seatgasm by I Shunya I March 2, 2009
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