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Shartgasm 

During an orgasm a girl will spontaneously poop and fart at the same time. A very rare type of orgasm.
Last night during a wild sexcapade Hayley pulled off a shartgasm.
Shartgasm by zrat March 20, 2006
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sarcgasm 

When somebody says something so sarcastic that everyone who heard it has an instant orgasm.
Lady Nancy Astor: If I were your wife I would put poison in your coffee!
Winston Churchill: And if I were your husband I would drink it!
Bystander #1: Oh snap, I just had a sarcgasm!
sarcgasm by essteeyou September 16, 2010
So sarcastic that it's orgasmic.

The following statement can be considered sargasmic: "I'm not sarcastic...".

The use of ellipses greatly multiplies the amount of sarcasm.
"Did you see Seth Green in 'Sex Drive'? He was sargasmic! And amish!"
Sargasmic by sirrobinthebrave December 16, 2008
A rapid, contiguous succession of shitfarts. ie: a persistent stream of sharts.
After drinking tequila all night with the company whores, Johnny began his shartcast of last night's buffalo wings.
shartcast by chrisnegu October 23, 2006
A sarcastic orgasm, the term was originally coined by Panic! at The Disco's Lead Vocalist Brendon Boyd Urie.
Sargasm: "Oooooh you feeel so goood?"
Sargasm by roaring17s February 13, 2019

shartass 

(n.) Someone who constantly attempts to entertain others by the act of farting but eventually meets their due fate by accidently shitting their pants.
One day Bob sharted while we were playing basketball at the YMCA, I can't stand that shartass.
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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