The feeling of being so swag that you simultaneously feel like shitting, cumming and vomiting all at once......which will then lead to a feeling of anti-swag because you ruined all of your swag with your shit, jizz and vomit.
Today, I woke up and tried on some swag kicks at Tom's Shoes after going to the local H&M and grabbing a fresh v-neck and skinny jeans. As soon as the kicks united with my new H&M threads, the swagasmic feeling overcame me and I felt at peace.
Then I realized I just shitted, came and upchucked all over my new clothes in a public place. #swag
Noun
1. A physical or mental sensation so amazing it can be compared to Shaquille O’Neal's basketball skeelz.
2. Something pleasing enough to figuratively make the person ejaculate as much as Shaquille O’Neal can.
3. To ejaculate a huge load as if you were 7 ft 1 in, 325 lb and the greatest man to ever live.
1. "Jessica Biel...mmm, just thinking about her gives me a shaqgasm."
3. Two roads diverged in a wood, and I—
I took the one less traveled by,
And that has given me a serious raging shaqgasm.