shaqgasmic
shaqgasmic by Bill Scoots December 16, 2008
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Sargasmic
So sarcastic that it's orgasmic.
The following statement can be considered sargasmic: "I'm not sarcastic...".
The use of ellipses greatly multiplies the amount of sarcasm.
The following statement can be considered sargasmic: "I'm not sarcastic...".
The use of ellipses greatly multiplies the amount of sarcasm.
Sargasmic by sirrobinthebrave December 16, 2008
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Shaqtastic by Mjollnir Falls April 13, 2006
swagasmic
The feeling of being so swag that you simultaneously feel like shitting, cumming and vomiting all at once......which will then lead to a feeling of anti-swag because you ruined all of your swag with your shit, jizz and vomit.
Today, I woke up and tried on some swag kicks at Tom's Shoes after going to the local H&M and grabbing a fresh v-neck and skinny jeans. As soon as the kicks united with my new H&M threads, the swagasmic feeling overcame me and I felt at peace.
Then I realized I just shitted, came and upchucked all over my new clothes in a public place. #swag
Then I realized I just shitted, came and upchucked all over my new clothes in a public place. #swag
swagasmic by JimboWales January 6, 2012
Shaqgasm
Noun
1. A physical or mental sensation so amazing it can be compared to Shaquille O’Neal's basketball skeelz.
2. Something pleasing enough to figuratively make the person ejaculate as much as Shaquille O’Neal can.
3. To ejaculate a huge load as if you were 7 ft 1 in, 325 lb and the greatest man to ever live.
1. A physical or mental sensation so amazing it can be compared to Shaquille O’Neal's basketball skeelz.
2. Something pleasing enough to figuratively make the person ejaculate as much as Shaquille O’Neal can.
3. To ejaculate a huge load as if you were 7 ft 1 in, 325 lb and the greatest man to ever live.
1. "Jessica Biel...mmm, just thinking about her gives me a shaqgasm."
3. Two roads diverged in a wood, and I—
I took the one less traveled by,
And that has given me a serious raging shaqgasm.
3. Two roads diverged in a wood, and I—
I took the one less traveled by,
And that has given me a serious raging shaqgasm.
Shaqgasm by Mo_Shift_Fo January 14, 2008
Sargasmic Procrasturbation
(n) When you try to procrastinate something by acting like you are masturbating so much that you actually have an orgasm.
Guy 1: Are you ready for the test?
Guy 2: No man, I just did some sargasmic procrasturbation for hours last night so I need to study after I sleep.
procrasturbation sargasm orgasm procrastination
Guy 2: No man, I just did some sargasmic procrasturbation for hours last night so I need to study after I sleep.
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Sargasmic Procrasturbation by el whispering eye October 18, 2010
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