shamgasm

a fake orgasm

Man, that chick totally had a shamgasm. I could hear the acting through the walls.

by Monica Master of Shamgasm March 24, 2013

Shawgasm

A reaction that occurs in older women only when Martin Shaw appears on telly and swoons.

Well Sue, that was the strongest Shawgasm I've ever had.

by Emigma January 9, 2011

Shaqgasm

Noun
1. A physical or mental sensation so amazing it can be compared to Shaquille O’Neal's basketball skeelz.
2. Something pleasing enough to figuratively make the person ejaculate as much as Shaquille O’Neal can.
3. To ejaculate a huge load as if you were 7 ft 1 in, 325 lb and the greatest man to ever live.

1. "Jessica Biel...mmm, just thinking about her gives me a shaqgasm."
3. Two roads diverged in a wood, and I—
I took the one less traveled by,
And that has given me a serious raging shaqgasm.

by Mo_Shift_Fo January 14, 2008

Shangasm

Word used by Echelon and any other 30 seconds to mars fan to describe the feeling of (sexual) pleasure/happiness associated with watching a Shannon Leto/30 Second to Mars Music Video. In other words, a Shannon Leto induced Orgasm.

Did you see Shannon in the new 30 seconds to mars video? Yes I had a shangasm

by valentineonmars May 26, 2011

spamgasm

When someone, usually with a low IQ, produces lots of spam, usually on a message board.

"lolololol rofl u suck lmao i luv final fantasy"
"Geez, that's one hell of a spamgasm."

by Paul/Charlotte July 6, 2005

Shatgasm

An orgasm so intense it makes one shat.

"Oooh, Hilda; Maurice gave me such a good seeing to last night I had another one of my shatgasms." (Overheard at the launderette)

by Lnm1969 July 31, 2019

shamegasm

When a feeling of embarrassment or shame is experienced that is so powerful that it is analogous to an orgasm; shame is to a shamegasm as pleasure is to an orgasm.

When Hannelore, shy and suffering from OCD, was informed that she had been "flashing a lot of underpants action" while playing drums, she had a major shamegasm and was shocked silent for several minutes.

("Shamegasm" was first coined by Jeph Jacques, author of the webcomic Questionable Content)

by Dfreezy July 6, 2009