Seatgull

A course registration website that totally doesn't have a mentally defective founder

Wow, did you see Coursicle having a meltdown on twitter? At least seatgull seems marginally sane

by Not a seatgull dev I promise March 10, 2022

Seatgull

A public transit commuter constantly on the lookout to scavenge a seat on a crowded bus or train.

I saw an empty seat on the bus, but that seatgull landed in it first!

by Kelly Soloduka September 27, 2008

justin seagull

JUNGKOOK SEXY ASS SAYS JUSTIN SEAGULL

I like Justin seagull

by STEPHYECLISPE December 2, 2017

great seagull migration death of the southern hemisphere

Something Theo saw on David Attenborough.

What are you talking 'bout mate? It's the great seagull migration death of the southern hemisphere! Fascinating, really.

by Superwogfan June 20, 2021

Secret Seagull

A form of voyeurism in which the perpetrator masturbates and remains hidden whilst observing the fornication of others (e.g in a cupboard or under a bed). As the observed are reaching climax, the fapping phantom makes his presence known in a startling manner, ejaculating over the victims whilst cawing menacingly like a seagull.

Eoin: I was going down on Rebecca last night and Niall pulled a Secret Seagull on me!
Ryan: Oh shit what happened?
Eoin: I was about to scream at him to leave but before I could, a barrage of semen hit the back of my throat.

by theOrnithologicalShadow October 12, 2014

seagull administration

A form of administration in which the performer drops in, squawks, deposits a lot of shit, and flies off to new parts.

Our unesteemed boss conducted seagull administration: he liked to drop in occasionally, randomly criticize without inquiry or understanding, and then go on, never to bring up the matter again. We came to regard that as part of the on-the-job entertainment.

by Duckbutt November 27, 2005

Seagull Management

The seagull manager flies in, makes a lot of noise, craps on everything then flies off again leaving a big mess behind

by Anonymous August 25, 2003