seagulled

when a person or animal throws seagulls at you

OHHMAYYGAODD SEEYYGULLLZZZESSS areeeee eattinngggsss myyy MILKSSESS
(this dumb shit told mt write seagulled..so, seagulled?)

by LOLchinchilla January 18, 2008

Seagull

A critical manager or supervisor who makes brief appearances to put on a meaningless but unpleasant display for employees to try to show they're doing their job. They swoop in, make a lot of noise, shit on everything, then fly away.

She came in and did her seagull thing yesterday. At least we won't see her again for another week or so...

by jcb1218* November 28, 2013

Seagul

Masturbating in your hand and then throwing it in someones face!!!

1. Did you seagul that chic
2. Yuuk, I just got seaguled by that asshole
3. Hey boys, lets go do some seaguling

by TheGoods February 22, 2014

Seagull

Any person that eats free leftover scraps of food no matter how disgusting it is.

Those cookies have been sitting in the muster room since yesterday, but that’s no problem for Matt B, he’s a fucking seagull.

by FormerCarGuy September 27, 2018

Seagulling

When you whack off and cum in your hand, then you run up to someone, slap them in the face with your salty hand and shout "Seagulled!"

I sure do love seagulling. Matt seagulled me and now my cheek feels so fertile.

by jamthemaninspacewithamonkey March 20, 2006

Seagulled

Past tense for a victim of seagulling wherin the person has had cum thrown at them by a random person or stranger for a laugh.
This person may have had their experience filmed to make the situation more degrading/hilarious depending on perspective

Jack: Do much last night?
Dave: Well, when walking through the park i got seagulled by some random people...
Jack consoles Dave by giving him a loving kiss

by Simon Young March 23, 2008

seagull

a relatively new fad among british school boys, whereby they masturbate furiously during recess, collect the jizz in their palms, find a younger unsuspecting boy and slap his face while shouting "SEAGULL!"

Can you believe he got the seagull yesterday during recess?

by squirrelicia February 28, 2006