Yoda

Drug Addict

Infamous ketamine addict and serial killer. He was known for running his enemies over in his 2001 Honda Civic, and for stealing other people's ketamine.

Addictions: Ketamine
Location: Yoda's Hut, Jedi Temple
Vehicle: 2001 Honda Civic DX 4-Door Sedan
Weapons: Lightsaber, 2001 Honda Civic DX 4-Door Sedan

A man identified as Yoda has been apprehended for 6 counts of vehicular manslaughter and for possession 5kg of ketamine.

by Yuri Taurded December 10, 2020

Yoda

A muppet that flies around with a lightsaber and gets all the hoes.

"Cool Urban Dictionary is!"
-Yoda

"The one who made me Jim Henson was. Why I'm called a muppet that is."
-Yoda

"Kick your ass I will!"
-Yoda

by Dave June 21, 2004

Yoda

coolest character ever. most over-quoted character ever.

Philosophy teacher writes on board,
"Do or do not, there is no try."
He says, "does anyone know who said this?"
*every hand goes up*

by jh March 14, 2005

Yoda

The greatest and wisest Jedi known in the Jedi Order, as well as being the head of the Jedi Council. His species is unknown, and the only other known member of his species is a female named Yaddle. His closest friend is Mace Windu. Yoda taught all the young children of the Jedi Order, as well as Count Dooku/Darth Tyranus and Luke Skywalker. Exiled himself to Dagobah.

"When 900 years old you reach, look as good you will not." Yoda

by Steve August 30, 2005

Yoda

(Verb) - To arrange words in awkward order to make song lyrics rhyme or conform to a particular meter.

Dude, I had to yoda that last line to make the rhyme work.

by jimmy swallop July 09, 2014

Yoda

The oldest, most powerful, jedi ever Yoda is. Not to mention cooler.

Awesome, Yoda is teh.

by Victor Van Styn August 27, 2005

Yoda

Unit of power.
1 Yoda = 19.2 kW, can be rounded to 20 kW for simplification purposes.
Its abreviation is Y.
The usual set of prefixes applies. Thus 1 kY = 20 MW.
First introduced by xkcd on its what-if blog.

This car has a power of 2 Yodas.

by gromain November 30, 2012