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Seagullpocalypse

A Seagullpocalypse is when a metric fuckton of seagulls surrounds the area above you and proceeds to squawk in an horrifically annoying manner. The only sound that breaks up the cacophony is the slap of shit hitting the deck.

This event is particularly irritating and often occurs just as your falling asleep or just before the sun starts to rise.
"It's a fucking seagullpocalypse out there!!!!"
"Not getting any sleep tonight with that racket going on above, damn seagullpocalypse....."
by Mallyx June 12, 2014
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Seagullpocalypse

A Seagullpocalypse is when a metric fuckton of seagulls surrounds the area above you and proceeds to squawk in a horrifically annoying manner. The only sound that breaks up the cacophony is the slap of shit hitting the deck.

This event is particularly irritating and often occurs just as your falling asleep or just before the sun starts to rise.
"It's a fucking seagullpocalypse out there!!!!"
"Not getting any sleep tonight with that racket going on above, damn seagullpocalypse....."
by Mallyx June 12, 2014
mugGet the Seagullpocalypse mug.

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