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Sarah Paulson 

God. A lesbian ICON, a queer ICON. The most gorgeous and talented woman ever. The god of the religion paulsizium; her worshippers are called paulsonists.
I have a Sarah Paulson shrine because I live Sarah Paulson
Sarah Paulson by M8! December 21, 2020

Sarah Mae 

She always makes you happy. Its always known when she is near because she will let out a loud noise. She will do anything for you and always there for you. She will put you first and always try to cheer you up. She is clingy and will always be by your side.
She is someone you trust more than your family. She is sometimes a meanie, but that is what makes her Sarah!
Sarah Mae is the best person you can be bestfriends.
Sarah Mae by haraseameam June 7, 2021

i dont know what to search right now why the fuck am I on urbandictionary 

When you are surfing Urban [Dictionary] and you reach the point of satisfaction where you've sufficed yourself with countless memes, crude humor, random slangs and whoever the fuck Samantha Mackenzie is and why she's so beautiful/amazing/etc... then you proceed to type this very sentence into the search box. You probably only wanted to search something like "I dont know what" or "I dont know what to search" which lead you to this post. Realize now that you are here, in this very point in space and time. Embrace it. Then continue to question what the fuck you're still doing on this page, and why you're still reading this.
Guy to self: "Alright, time to find out what a loli is!"

-stares blankly at screen-

Guy to self: "Wait, what was I.. ah, whatever!"

-proceeds to type out "i dont know what to search right now" and ends up on this very page, which autocompleted as "i dont know what to search right now why the fuck am I on urbandictionary" and had to be mentioned within this example because of Urban Dictionary guidelines-

Sarah-ed 

Verb/Action
The act of rejecting someone, saying "I can't date right now" and then dating someone else right after.
Origin:
I personally got Sarah-ed by a girl and saw many people going through this. Soon I realized how common this was and felt it required a term. Therefore here I am helping the society with the term named after the same girl.
"I just Sarah-ed that creep guy last night"
"Bro I got Sarah-ed real bad "
"I'm gonna pull off a Sarah on her"
Sarah-ed by BatzyX January 14, 2019

sarah paulson 

Sarah Paulson is a lesbian actress who is a mother fucking goddess. She is absolutely freaking gorgeous and very sassy. She is life. She is also Billie Dean Howard in American Horror Story season 1, Lana Winters in season 2 & Cordelia Foxx in season 3.

Sarah Palin 

Tina Fey did a spot on impression of Sarah Palin on SNL the other night. You betcha I'm a hockey mom hangin' out shootin' moose with Joe 6-Pack!!! We are just a team of mavericks gettin' all mavericky on the issues.
Sarah Palin by Matt Weller January 20, 2009
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
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