Paulson 

Verb, transitive. TO fiscally ass-rape the taxpaying public at the behest of your old investment banking pals.

Benny: Dude! You TOTALLY Paulsoned them!

Hank: Word, homes! Hanky ain't gonna have to worry bout nothin' once this gig at Treasury is up in January! Smell the pwnage!!

Paulson by chubbz the delinquent January 12, 2009

Paulson 

Rhyming slang for "hungry".

The phrase "Paulson" is a contemporary twist on the classic cockney rhyming slang of Hank Marvin or "Hank", which is slang for "starving".

"Paulson" abstracts "Hank" to a further well known individual: Henry Merritt "Hank" Paulson, Jr., the 74th US Treasury Secretary and once CEO of Goldman Sachs.

Where one would previously say "Hank", they might now say "Paulson".

Brett mate, lets grab some toast already. I'm freakin' paulson!

Paulson by furniturepolice October 9, 2009

Paulson 

a guy who may also go by the name of jeffery paulson michaels. loves alexis texas and top ten status. enjoys muscle titties and huge asses. he also thinks that his french teacher is beautiful ;]

LMFAO you already know Paulson

Paulson by Watermelonisha kolaid Michaels March 29, 2009

Paulson 

Son of Paul

Hey it's Paulson! Isn't he Paul's kid?

Paulson by eriktheblack October 13, 2008

Paulson 

A five piece rock group known for fucking human sized spiders in supermarkets. They're also known for making fourteen year old girls cream their pants in hollister stores nationwide.

OMG i was like totally buying this cute polo in hollister with my bff when Paulson came on and i like almost ruined my distressed jeans because they make me so wet.

Paulson by banana clip October 6, 2008

Paulson 

Named for the character in Fight Club it's a term that describes a man with huge bitch tits.

Don't invite Gary, that Paulson scares away the chicks.

Paulson by The Golden Cheetah August 17, 2018

Paulson 

1. verb. to fall to the ground and screech at the top of one's lungs when scared (like Sarah Paulson).

2. verb. to dance poorly and chaotically with no shame (like Sarah Paulson).

1. Bro, remember when you hardcore Paulsoned at that haunted house last year?

2. Y'all wanna Paulson with me at hoco this year?

Paulson by CertifiedSapphicSimp November 7, 2021