Jul 12 Word of the Day
The horrible moment when you realise that you have accidentally done something very slightly wrong which has very bad (usually embarassing) implications for you. This is typically the moment of realisation that you just sent a dirty text message to a close member of family, typically your mother, rather than the intended recipient.
Message: "i'm free this afternoon so come over and fuck me senseless, my parents will be out all day"
Recipient: Mum
Message Sent
- Onosecond occurs here -
by Jimmed September 26, 2006
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a female priest in the Episcopal or Lutheran church; a heretical violation of apostolic order
Bob: Hi, Nancy. How was church today?

Nancy: Oh, Bob, I won't go anymore now that there is a actress at the altar.
by Cadoc January 11, 2011
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A person able to portray another personality/character traits in such a way that is believeable to a group of people watching, who then believe the person is the personality they are portraying and not themselves/a girl really good at pretending to be something shes not
"I'm so so so so so happy! Oh my gosh, it's like so totally awesome" says the character
"I'm so sick of being perky..and american" says the actress
by Amy/Bumberclot May 01, 2006
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Not actually a real word. The word actor applies to both men and women.
John: "Jessica Alba is a great actress."
Katie: "Actually, she is a great actor."
by Jacob McEntire September 04, 2007
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A male or female. Who participats in the arts of theatre, and or Broadway. Or someone who wants to be in the movies.
Kasey-i want to be an actress when I get older
Sean-you might want to join theatre south.
Kasey-I am going to the first meeting today after school!
Sean-Cool
by Booger January 12, 2005
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