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Screwie

Screwie is to Stage Crew as Techie is to Tech Crew
by Steve Arr! September 15, 2005
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screwie louie

an adjective that describes something that is not working right or not doing what its supposed to. gay, fucked up
what the fuck, the printers all screwy louie again.
by euphoria August 27, 2005
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Nick Screwed

Screwed in life beyond belief. It could always be worse if you're not Nick screwed.
Dude, that's Nick screwed. At least you're not Nick screwed.
by NickyD17 May 17, 2012
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Screwged

Screweged — Life changing Tantric Christmas Eve sex that is so good it makes you fall asleep and have noetic dreams about your destiny if you don’t change you path.

Both the sex and the dreams cause you to awaken the next day with new outlook on life; and, a desire to change yourself forever

To be simultaneously assailed by the ghosts of pussy past, present, AND FUTURE all in a single night by a partner possessed by THE SPIRIT OF GIVING and superlative Tantric Initiatory skills.

This may or may not actually be a thing.
My wife asked me what I wanted for Christmas and I told her I wanted to be Screwged on Christmas Eve.

She was able to accomplish all of this in a single night.

On Christmas Day I woke up AND GAVE MONEY TO THE POOR; MADE BREAKFAST; WAS NICE TO MY IN-LAWS; AND COMPLETED HER “HONEY DO” LIST.
by Mind Hunter the Profiler December 25, 2022
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Screwged

The unpleasant realization that, when assembling a purchased product, the painful discovery that the manufacturer has not included enough screws, bolts, nuts, etc. to complete the assembly. The word is derived from the character of Scrooge depicted in Charles Dicken's "A Christmas Carol". The word represents the frustration created by a manufacturer's miserly policy of not spending just a few extra cents to make sure enough parts were provided for proper assembly
Jack was assembling the bicycle he had bought for Johnny, but found out he was screwged when there weren't enough bolts supplied.
by PoorDavid December 6, 2011
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Shit-Screwed

A word used to describe any situation that is indescribably fucked up. When used out of these dire situations, it is acceptable for the surrounding people to laugh and throw excrement. Whether "shit-screwed" is appropriate in a give situation is completely up to the present audience, and thusly should be used with caution.
Thing 1: Dick Cheney just loaded up my face with bird shot!
Thing 2: Ahhh, thats sucks dude. You got royally shit-screwed.

Thing 1: Don't I know it. That criminal fucking raped everything above my penis with his 12-guage.
by Mac____Crazy August 9, 2010
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screwvenir

anything that you keep (whether stolen or given to you) from someone's house after you've slept with them.
Laura didn't really like doing it with Chip so much, but she did nab a copy of Time Magazine with Mick Jagger on it from his house as a screwvenir.
by Laura September 14, 2003
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