The inability to remember to plug a cell phone in to recharge occasionally, thus resulting in a battery-dead device.
Jean's IPhone never work's when she needs it. She cannot ever remember to plug it in overnight. She is definitely charger-challenged.
by PoorDavid October 13, 2013
After a day at the ballpark eating chili, hot dogs, and drinking beer, Pete had a déjà phew experience when he conducted his morning bathroom routine .
by PoorDavid December 08, 2019
Tele-pee-thic – the system dogs use to communicate with each other through encoded messages in their urine. A dog will send a tele-pee-thic message, like “beware of the postman”, by relieving itself on a bush, fire hydrant, grass, etc. Then another dog will come along, smell the urine spot to receive the message, then reply with a courtesy pee on the same location stating “Callie received your message-thanks”
Rover bravely sent a tele-pee-thic message to all other dogs in the area by urinating on Mrs Jone’s rose bushes. The message sent was “Nice flowers, but a mean lady will yell at you if you leave a message here”
by PoorDavid December 28, 2022
The act of setting a clock incorrectly by 12 hours (e.g setting the alarm for 7:00PM instead of 7:00AM)
Jean needed to get up at 6:00AM but accidentally set her alarm for 6:00PM and was late for work again. She tried to explain to her boss that she suffered from DyslexiAM, but she was fired anyways
by PoorDavid November 19, 2011
the excuse that is used during a conference call when the sound of a flushing toilet is heard in the background.
by PoorDavid January 13, 2012
After wearing a paper wristband for several days it is common for a person to experience the sensation that they are still wearing a wristband even though it’s been removed. This sensation is called “phantom wristband syndrome “
Dave visited Jean everyday in the hospital. Each day he had to get a new color wristband to prove he was an approved visitor. After Jean left the hospital, Dave experienced “Phantom Wristband Syndrome” feeling like he still had a wristband on, even though it had been removed several days ago
by PoorDavid January 22, 2023
A measurement scale, from one to ten used to describe how seriously a person takes the CDC’s recommendation to wear a mask to prevent the spread of COVID-19 and to practice social distancing
One=Refuses to ever wear a mask, thinks COVID-19 is a hoax
Two
Three=only wears a mask in public when forced
Four
Five
Six
Seven=wears a mask in public, but not around close friends in own house
Eight
Nine
Ten=Always wears a mask, even when at home (living alone)
One=Refuses to ever wear a mask, thinks COVID-19 is a hoax
Two
Three=only wears a mask in public when forced
Four
Five
Six
Seven=wears a mask in public, but not around close friends in own house
Eight
Nine
Ten=Always wears a mask, even when at home (living alone)
That asshole never wears a mask even though he sells tickets at a bus station. He’s a “one” on the Fauciian scale.
Our neighbors were a lot more serious about Covid than we are. They wore a mask the entire time they were at our house. I guess they’re a nine on the Fauciian scale and we’re only a seven.
I saw a guy in the store "wearing" a mask by just having it dangling from his ear, not covering his face. I'd only give him two fauci's on the fauciian scale
Our neighbors were a lot more serious about Covid than we are. They wore a mask the entire time they were at our house. I guess they’re a nine on the Fauciian scale and we’re only a seven.
I saw a guy in the store "wearing" a mask by just having it dangling from his ear, not covering his face. I'd only give him two fauci's on the fauciian scale
by PoorDavid October 29, 2020