After wearing a paper wristband for several days it is common for a person to experience the sensation that they are still wearing a wristband even though it’s been removed. This sensation is called “phantom wristband syndrome “
Dave visited Jean everyday in the hospital. Each day he had to get a new color wristband to prove he was an approved visitor. After Jean left the hospital, Dave experienced “Phantom Wristband Syndrome” feeling like he still had a wristband on, even though it had been removed several days ago
by PoorDavid January 22, 2023
the excuse that is used during a conference call when the sound of a flushing toilet is heard in the background.
by PoorDavid January 16, 2012
A measurement scale, from one to ten used to describe how seriously a person takes the CDC’s recommendation to wear a mask to prevent the spread of COVID-19 and to practice social distancing
One=Refuses to ever wear a mask, thinks COVID-19 is a hoax
Two
Three=only wears a mask in public when forced
Four
Five
Six
Seven=wears a mask in public, but not around close friends in own house
Eight
Nine
Ten=Always wears a mask, even when at home (living alone)
One=Refuses to ever wear a mask, thinks COVID-19 is a hoax
Two
Three=only wears a mask in public when forced
Four
Five
Six
Seven=wears a mask in public, but not around close friends in own house
Eight
Nine
Ten=Always wears a mask, even when at home (living alone)
That asshole never wears a mask even though he sells tickets at a bus station. He’s a “one” on the Fauciian scale.
Our neighbors were a lot more serious about Covid than we are. They wore a mask the entire time they were at our house. I guess they’re a nine on the Fauciian scale and we’re only a seven.
I saw a guy in the store "wearing" a mask by just having it dangling from his ear, not covering his face. I'd only give him two fauci's on the fauciian scale
Our neighbors were a lot more serious about Covid than we are. They wore a mask the entire time they were at our house. I guess they’re a nine on the Fauciian scale and we’re only a seven.
I saw a guy in the store "wearing" a mask by just having it dangling from his ear, not covering his face. I'd only give him two fauci's on the fauciian scale
by PoorDavid October 29, 2020
A company benefit that provides paid time-off for people who have recently adopted or rescued a new puppy or kitten.
Pete had to take a sick day to stay home with his new puppy because he didn’t want to leave him alone.
He wishes his company had paid pawternity leave!
He wishes his company had paid pawternity leave!
by PoorDavid June 18, 2018
The unpleasant realization that, when assembling a purchased product, the painful discovery that the manufacturer has not included enough screws, bolts, nuts, etc. to complete the assembly. The word is derived from the character of Scrooge depicted in Charles Dicken's "A Christmas Carol". The word represents the frustration created by a manufacturer's miserly policy of not spending just a few extra cents to make sure enough parts were provided for proper assembly
Jack was assembling the bicycle he had bought for Johnny, but found out he was screwged when there weren't enough bolts supplied.
by PoorDavid December 06, 2011
Jean listened to Dave go on and on about a great show that he had just seen on Netflix. Even though she feigned interest, she knew she would never watch it.
She had already added it to her NotFlix collection
She had already added it to her NotFlix collection
by PoorDavid April 30, 2020
When a person is obnoxiously happy, they are considered to be giddeous, a combination of giddy and hideous.
Beth was absolutely giddeous over her engagement. She was so happy it made everyone around her seem sad.
by PoorDavid December 30, 2013