chip

a piece of a cigarette containing tobacco that is used to mix with ur weed for use in a joint

oi joe u got a chip?

by wouldnt u like 2 know October 18, 2003

Chip

A male, generally of Canadian decent, who displays a lumberjack beard and owns a magic penis.

1."Is that the dude on the Brauny paper towels?" "No, you can tell by his glowing pants that he's a chip."

2. "The only way to satisfy an entire Harem in under 5 minutes is to employ a chip."

by kayto82 February 3, 2010

Chip

After creating the infamous slur 'melt' over 10 years ago, We now come to you with the next trend setter. Created through the evolution of group banter, 'chip' is the new 'melt'.

In its most basic definition Chip means you are a disappointment, however can mean and not limited too: boring, flake, not funny, made a mistake, stupid.

Friend arrives at party and forgot his bottle of vodka - You would say "You absolute chip, can't believe you forgot your bottle"

Friend cancels a night out at the last minute - You would say "what a chip for cancelling last minute"

Friend cracks joke that was unfunny - You would say "About as funny as a chip" and could be followed by "such a chip'

by DeepInTheMix86 November 10, 2021

Chip

The nickname for an over-opinionated and under-informed female executive who enjoys posting unsolicited and uninsightful advice on how to be a good leader. Is usually unemployed making the irony so obvious, even Chip should see it.

Why does Chip keep writing about leadership when she has never been a CEO before?

by number1beztfuckup December 24, 2022

Chip

To use drugs recreationally or occasionally without being hooked.

Hank tells Bobby, "You've got your habit back."
Helen: "He's only chippin'."
Hank: "I chip. He uses."

(From the film The Panic in Needle Park. 1971.)

by achingnihilist January 25, 2013

Chip

An unfavorable person who out here acting,looking,smelling,sounding foolish as hell .

Mike: have you ever tried Mac n cheese with ketchup? You gotta try it
Sean: thats nasty , you a chip for that

Stella (at an event): Whose idea was it to invite the chip?

by Not A Chip January 20, 2017

Chip

Money given in exchange for a share of goods or services.

Dude, do you want a chip for the beer you bought?

by CareyB November 5, 2009