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Some one who is messed up or deformed.

Someone who is stupid or ugly.

Someone who is screwed or in a screwed up situation.

Someone who doesn't make sense
That dude over there is one screwed up ugly retard.

You are so screwed up.
by Jonathan Hoffman October 12, 2002
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(noun) A person who sits on the front porch and intimidates, says negative things, or otherwise makes things unpleasant for those nearby.
The boys walked past the house of old man Thompson, the neighborhood porch dick, who always assumed they were up to no good.
by bigweaseldaddy March 08, 2015
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music slowed to slowed tempo,creating a surreal sound a kind of dillusional state of mind. popular in the city of houston, tex aka screwston... made popular by the late great DJ SKREW..
all my music is screwed up...
you got the screwed up version of that slim thugga cd...
by C-MO July 10, 2005
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to have sex with someone way above your social, economic or hotness scale
Dude, I nailed a super-model last night

now way! you really screwed up!!
by oilcan905 October 07, 2009
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1) adj: perverted. Being perverted.
2) adj: Stupid.
1) I'm really screwed up: I've written m/mRPS

2) Man, that soda machine is really screwed up. It costs 3$ for a soda!
by katrine April 11, 2004
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A song from Ludacris' recent album:
Chicken -N- Beer
I feel betta than i eva felt before (ah)
Intoxicated but maintainin self control(ahh)
I took a swig I had a jug
Jug-a-lug I'm loud and clear
I had some bud I lit it up and then i made it disappear
Cause my magic tricks are so fabulous the sh*t's hazerdous got ameturs smokin canibus if you mad at this d*mn it then

Fuck you (fuck you)
fuck you (fuck you)
fuck you (fuck you)
fuck you (fuck you)

I'm screwed up
by Breyanna January 31, 2004
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