Shit-Screwed 

A word used to describe any situation that is indescribably fucked up. When used out of these dire situations, it is acceptable for the surrounding people to laugh and throw excrement. Whether "shit-screwed" is appropriate in a give situation is completely up to the present audience, and thusly should be used with caution.

Thing 1: Dick Cheney just loaded up my face with bird shot!
Thing 2: Ahhh, thats sucks dude. You got royally shit-screwed.

Thing 1: Don't I know it. That criminal fucking raped everything above my penis with his 12-guage.

Shit-Screwed by Mac____Crazy August 9, 2010

Screwdriver n shit 

When a person is downing beers and fucking around with a hardware tools

Bro 1: did you see Dominique yesterday, he was mental

Bro 2: yes lad, screwdriver n shit

Screwdriver n shit by Beike January 3, 2020

Shit me sideways with a screwdriver 

Something to scream when you stub your toe or headbutt a doorframe

*Stubs toe*
"SHIT ME SIDEWAYS WITH A SCREWDRIVER"
*walks on like nothing happened"

Shit me sideways with a screwdriver by Legitnotspam March 29, 2015

Shitscrewed 

Another word for extremely screwed

Bryan: "Dude, you shouldn't have done that last night"

Josh: "Man I know, I'm so shitscrewed"

Shitscrewed by Brycer August 15, 2010