Laura's definitions

Towel

Something you use to dry off after a certain experience.

Guy: "I'm going to my girlfriend's house tonight."

Friend: "Don't forget to bring a towel!"

by laura June 19, 2006

pricey

if something is expensive, or if you cant afford something

ooh! that dive outfit is pricey... but its nang

by laura June 17, 2004

pixistix

The best way to get high legally.

the process by which senators in the united states are elected, is as follows: they pour 49 regular pixistix into a bag with one green one, whichever idiot draws the green one becomes the president pro-tempore

by Laura February 20, 2005

shirley temple

A non-alcoholic drink consisting of sprite/other limey softdrink and cherry syrup. With ice. And a cherry or two thrown in. They're really good.

You're too young to get drunk and have a hangover, Billy! Go get a Shirley Temple!

by Laura December 29, 2003

soccer

The best sport to ever be invented by man. Whats with that gay Rugby Runion shit? Honestly people get out there and play soccer, don't watch it. Playing soccer with your hands is fun have you any idea how many frees I can give away in one game? Nothing could get as exciting as that!

Only pissy poo heads that smell like bum play Rugby...Oi did you see that re that showed his package? I think that was the intention of the gay man tackling him.

by Laura July 17, 2003

em

the coolest bestest person in the world, my best friend, w/o her i'd be dead, hahaha control 5

I love em!!!!!

by Laura February 3, 2004

obtruse

in the way; over-expressed, redundant, large, sporatic, random.

Look at these OBTRUSE columns blocking my walking route!

by Laura March 30, 2005