Laura's definitions

Essex girl

Not what everyone thinks! not the blonde bimbo in white stilletos and up for anything! theres only a few of them around!

lets not generalise every girl from essex as an essex girl

by laura April 26, 2005

the quickness

immediately, very fast, faster then anything imaginable, in a hot second

1.Im foaming at the mouth, nigga, you need to bring that shit over here with the quickness.

2.When her papa dukes rolled up i had to ball ass outta there with the quickness!

by Laura January 22, 2005

ilusm

I love you so much... in internet lingo.

OMG SARAH MADISON!i! ilusm!

by Laura January 1, 2005

Poink

another word for hump shag bonk i made it up whilst in a chatroom and didnt wana use rude words!

"Fancy a good poinkin?!"
"Poink me goood baybeee!"

by Laura September 18, 2004

short bus kid

1. A person who acts stupid
2. my friends nick name for me

1. OMG!!! timmy just touched my butt! he is such a short bus kid!
2. none

by Laura January 29, 2004

arse fez

"oh crap"

oh arse fez!!!

by laura June 17, 2004

noodled

really stoned

We got so noodled last night!

by Laura May 26, 2004