Scredge
Shut up you scredge
Scredge by Ben Dover 4206969 June 16, 2018
Screwged
Screweged — Life changing Tantric Christmas Eve sex that is so good it makes you fall asleep and have noetic dreams about your destiny if you don’t change you path.
Both the sex and the dreams cause you to awaken the next day with new outlook on life; and, a desire to change yourself forever
To be simultaneously assailed by the ghosts of pussy past, present, AND FUTURE all in a single night by a partner possessed by THE SPIRIT OF GIVING and superlative Tantric Initiatory skills.
This may or may not actually be a thing.
Both the sex and the dreams cause you to awaken the next day with new outlook on life; and, a desire to change yourself forever
To be simultaneously assailed by the ghosts of pussy past, present, AND FUTURE all in a single night by a partner possessed by THE SPIRIT OF GIVING and superlative Tantric Initiatory skills.
This may or may not actually be a thing.
My wife asked me what I wanted for Christmas and I told her I wanted to be Screwged on Christmas Eve.
She was able to accomplish all of this in a single night.
On Christmas Day I woke up AND GAVE MONEY TO THE POOR; MADE BREAKFAST; WAS NICE TO MY IN-LAWS; AND COMPLETED HER “HONEY DO” LIST.
She was able to accomplish all of this in a single night.
On Christmas Day I woke up AND GAVE MONEY TO THE POOR; MADE BREAKFAST; WAS NICE TO MY IN-LAWS; AND COMPLETED HER “HONEY DO” LIST.
Screwged by Mind Hunter the Profiler December 25, 2022
Screwged
The unpleasant realization that, when assembling a purchased product, the painful discovery that the manufacturer has not included enough screws, bolts, nuts, etc. to complete the assembly. The word is derived from the character of Scrooge depicted in Charles Dicken's "A Christmas Carol". The word represents the frustration created by a manufacturer's miserly policy of not spending just a few extra cents to make sure enough parts were provided for proper assembly
Scridget
One who is short with a scruffy beard. He/she (hopefully not she) grows the beard out of pure laziness, not for style whatsoever.
Scridget by Demarcus Dwayne Carta April 18, 2010
scridge
The rough edge of a piece of paper torn out of a notebook.
Coined by the one and only Mr. Bradshaw, teacher of senior religion.
Coined by the one and only Mr. Bradshaw, teacher of senior religion.
Bradshaw said that scridge was acceptable on this assignment, but Ms. Burke would never let that shit slide on any assignment.
scridge by Dizzy Grizzy May 13, 2005
Scridge off
To leave without anyone's knowledge of where he/she is going and without telling anyone that he/she is leaving
Scridge off by sirkickass March 31, 2010
scredgie
when ones underwear rides up into one's crotch area causing excrutiating pain. A cross between a wedgie and the word scrotum. Also used as a derogatory term describing a pain in the balls
scredgie by Robert Harding April 12, 2005
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