Scredge 

A necrophilic person who is generally a homosexual

Shut up you scredge

Scredge by Ben Dover 4206969 June 16, 2018

Screwged 

Screweged — Life changing Tantric Christmas Eve sex that is so good it makes you fall asleep and have noetic dreams about your destiny if you don’t change you path.

Both the sex and the dreams cause you to awaken the next day with new outlook on life; and, a desire to change yourself forever

To be simultaneously assailed by the ghosts of pussy past, present, AND FUTURE all in a single night by a partner possessed by THE SPIRIT OF GIVING and superlative Tantric Initiatory skills.

This may or may not actually be a thing.

My wife asked me what I wanted for Christmas and I told her I wanted to be Screwged on Christmas Eve.

She was able to accomplish all of this in a single night.

On Christmas Day I woke up AND GAVE MONEY TO THE POOR; MADE BREAKFAST; WAS NICE TO MY IN-LAWS; AND COMPLETED HER “HONEY DO” LIST.

Screwged by Mind Hunter the Profiler December 25, 2022

Screwged 

The unpleasant realization that, when assembling a purchased product, the painful discovery that the manufacturer has not included enough screws, bolts, nuts, etc. to complete the assembly. The word is derived from the character of Scrooge depicted in Charles Dicken's "A Christmas Carol". The word represents the frustration created by a manufacturer's miserly policy of not spending just a few extra cents to make sure enough parts were provided for proper assembly

Jack was assembling the bicycle he had bought for Johnny, but found out he was screwged when there weren't enough bolts supplied.

Screwged by PoorDavid December 6, 2011

Scridget

One who is short with a scruffy beard. He/she (hopefully not she) grows the beard out of pure laziness, not for style whatsoever.

Did you see Fauchers beard?

Haha that fucking Scridget.

Scridget by Demarcus Dwayne Carta April 18, 2010

scridge

The rough edge of a piece of paper torn out of a notebook.

Coined by the one and only Mr. Bradshaw, teacher of senior religion.

Bradshaw said that scridge was acceptable on this assignment, but Ms. Burke would never let that shit slide on any assignment.

scridge by Dizzy Grizzy May 13, 2005

Scridge off 

To leave without anyone's knowledge of where he/she is going and without telling anyone that he/she is leaving

Where did Faucher scridge off to?

Scridge off by sirkickass March 31, 2010

scredgie 

when ones underwear rides up into one's crotch area causing excrutiating pain. A cross between a wedgie and the word scrotum. Also used as a derogatory term describing a pain in the balls

e.g. Sam Bruce is a scredgie

scredgie by Robert Harding April 12, 2005