(1) an exclamation or reaction of inarticulate despair, preferably with a good dose of being overfamiliar and bored with the situation thrown in. The verbal equivalent of scratching your fingernails down a blackboard. Best uttered by two or more people at once.
(2) (vb) to do something impressively badly, preferably when there is an audience to witness and berate you for how badly you did it.
(3) Scrangeometer (n) a dial that accurately measures exactly how scrange-worthy any action or situation might be.
RING RING RING
craig: hello? Ray Ray? this is craig
ray ray: hey criag whats up craig:hey is charlie there?
ray ray: naw man, you havent heard? charlie got scragged by Lil Rocko last night!
craig: WHAT?!?!?!?! man...i just saw him yesterday