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One who is short with a scruffy beard. He/she (hopefully not she) grows the beard out of pure laziness, not for style whatsoever.
Did you see Fauchers beard?

Haha that fucking Scridget.
Words you can keep
The plastic or wooden bar, used at the checkout counter to separate orders of groceries.
At the checkout counter, I put the scridget between my groceries and those of the person in front of me.
scridget by Spud Matthews July 2, 2008
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The rough edge of a piece of paper torn out of a notebook.

Coined by the one and only Mr. Bradshaw, teacher of senior religion.
Bradshaw said that scridge was acceptable on this assignment, but Ms. Burke would never let that shit slide on any assignment.
scridge by Dizzy Grizzy May 13, 2005

Scridge off 

To leave without anyone's knowledge of where he/she is going and without telling anyone that he/she is leaving
Where did Faucher scridge off to?
Scridge off by sirkickass March 31, 2010
A scridge is someone who comments on every picture, status and event on facebook.
"Ive been getting so many notification because of all the scridges attacking my profile"
scridge by theannoyingellyn March 14, 2010

spridget 

What happens to a mouthful of coffee if someone makes you laugh mid-gulp. The spridget is the spray that comes out of your mouth.
Sarah spridgeted all over Jane's white blouse!
spridget by Greenhead Girl April 16, 2009
1:To get out of doing something, by using guile, alternative excuses, sexual favors, or simply not doing it.

2:To scrounge i.e: Get something from someone using guile, excuses, sexual favors or simply taking it.

3:Scridg(ing): The Act of doing the above - alternatively an expression of awesomeness.

4:Scridge = any swear word that you don't want to say out of politeness.
1: "Yeah, I think I'm gonna scridge out of work later."
"Man I really can't be assed tidying up, I'm gonna scridge it and go to Burger King instead."

2:"I'm gonna scridge a car battery off my dad"

3:"Dude, he totally scridged off work this morning"
"Dude, thats SoTotally Scridgin'!"

4:"Oh for Scridge's sake!"
"Dude, that Scridge is whack"
scridge by Ryuisu April 21, 2006
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1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
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