Scridget

One who is short with a scruffy beard. He/she (hopefully not she) grows the beard out of pure laziness, not for style whatsoever.

Did you see Fauchers beard?

Haha that fucking Scridget.

by Demarcus Dwayne Carta April 18, 2010

scridget

The plastic or wooden bar, used at the checkout counter to separate orders of groceries.

At the checkout counter, I put the scridget between my groceries and those of the person in front of me.

by Spud Matthews July 2, 2008

scridge

The rough edge of a piece of paper torn out of a notebook.

Coined by the one and only Mr. Bradshaw, teacher of senior religion.

Bradshaw said that scridge was acceptable on this assignment, but Ms. Burke would never let that shit slide on any assignment.

by Dizzy Grizzy May 13, 2005

Scridge off

To leave without anyone's knowledge of where he/she is going and without telling anyone that he/she is leaving

Where did Faucher scridge off to?

by sirkickass March 31, 2010

scridge

A scridge is someone who comments on every picture, status and event on facebook.

"Ive been getting so many notification because of all the scridges attacking my profile"

by theannoyingellyn March 14, 2010

spridget

What happens to a mouthful of coffee if someone makes you laugh mid-gulp. The spridget is the spray that comes out of your mouth.

Sarah spridgeted all over Jane's white blouse!

by Greenhead Girl April 16, 2009

scridge

1:To get out of doing something, by using guile, alternative excuses, sexual favors, or simply not doing it.

2:To scrounge i.e: Get something from someone using guile, excuses, sexual favors or simply taking it.

3:Scridg(ing): The Act of doing the above - alternatively an expression of awesomeness.

4:Scridge = any swear word that you don't want to say out of politeness.

1: "Yeah, I think I'm gonna scridge out of work later."
"Man I really can't be assed tidying up, I'm gonna scridge it and go to Burger King instead."

2:"I'm gonna scridge a car battery off my dad"

3:"Dude, he totally scridged off work this morning"
"Dude, thats SoTotally Scridgin'!"

4:"Oh for Scridge's sake!"
"Dude, that Scridge is whack"

by Ryuisu April 21, 2006