screegeed

When somthing that has been flattened is scraped off.

I screeged my friend off the road. (it was his fault. Honest)

by mousier bonjour February 3, 2003

Screwged

Screweged — Life changing Tantric Christmas Eve sex that is so good it makes you fall asleep and have noetic dreams about your destiny if you don’t change you path.

Both the sex and the dreams cause you to awaken the next day with new outlook on life; and, a desire to change yourself forever

To be simultaneously assailed by the ghosts of pussy past, present, AND FUTURE all in a single night by a partner possessed by THE SPIRIT OF GIVING and superlative Tantric Initiatory skills.

This may or may not actually be a thing.

My wife asked me what I wanted for Christmas and I told her I wanted to be Screwged on Christmas Eve.

She was able to accomplish all of this in a single night.

On Christmas Day I woke up AND GAVE MONEY TO THE POOR; MADE BREAKFAST; WAS NICE TO MY IN-LAWS; AND COMPLETED HER “HONEY DO” LIST.

by Mind Hunter the Profiler December 25, 2022

Screwged

The unpleasant realization that, when assembling a purchased product, the painful discovery that the manufacturer has not included enough screws, bolts, nuts, etc. to complete the assembly. The word is derived from the character of Scrooge depicted in Charles Dicken's "A Christmas Carol". The word represents the frustration created by a manufacturer's miserly policy of not spending just a few extra cents to make sure enough parts were provided for proper assembly

Jack was assembling the bicycle he had bought for Johnny, but found out he was screwged when there weren't enough bolts supplied.

by PoorDavid December 6, 2011

SCREEEEEEEEEE

What most everyone says when they die in fortnite, especially by a Default Skin

HOW DID I JUST GET KILLED BY A DEFAULT SKIN!?!?!? SCREEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!

by some guy who wrote something May 30, 2019

silver screened

To run away from what you have known to chase fame and fortune. Word made known by the band Placebo for their song titled "Special Needs".

remember me when your the one who silver screened...

by Notorius B.I.G. April 4, 2017

screwgled

To be screwed over by information made publicly available through a search engine.

“My wife caught me leaving a strip club on Google Street View, I got screwgled!”

by John Olmstead August 4, 2007

Screeeeeeee

It's Self Explanatory, but with weeks of concentration and thought it all makes sense.

Mr Rigolow: Come on guys, we need to focus on our work and give our best effort because then we can...
Eric: Screeeeeeeee!

(silence for a good 10 seconds)
Mr Rigolow:...pull through.

by Plz approve this March 28, 2010