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screege

The tar like smeared remains left on the toilet bowl even after flushing several times. This is most notably the result of scrogglings.
I had to get the bowl brush and Tidy Bowl out to remove the screege from my toilet before my date showed up.
by scroghog September 12, 2005
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Screwged

Screweged — Life changing Tantric Christmas Eve sex that is so good it makes you fall asleep and have noetic dreams about your destiny if you don’t change you path.

Both the sex and the dreams cause you to awaken the next day with new outlook on life; and, a desire to change yourself forever

To be simultaneously assailed by the ghosts of pussy past, present, AND FUTURE all in a single night by a partner possessed by THE SPIRIT OF GIVING and superlative Tantric Initiatory skills.

This may or may not actually be a thing.
My wife asked me what I wanted for Christmas and I told her I wanted to be Screwged on Christmas Eve.

She was able to accomplish all of this in a single night.

On Christmas Day I woke up AND GAVE MONEY TO THE POOR; MADE BREAKFAST; WAS NICE TO MY IN-LAWS; AND COMPLETED HER “HONEY DO” LIST.
by Mind Hunter the Profiler December 25, 2022
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Screener Season

Christmas for BitTorrent users.

Screener season takes place in early January to mid-February when special DVD copies of movies being considered for awards like the Oscars are sent out to voters.

These movies are usually still in theaters / cinemas at the time so the only other pirated copies around are poor quality cams.

Inevitably, these special copies find their way onto popular BitTorrent sites like Pirate Bay.

You can tell it's a screener because there's a watermark that pops up every so often saying "For Your Consideration".
Jim: Do you guys want to go see Django at the movie theatre on Thursday?

Dave: It's screener season next week dude, I can just hook my laptop up to the TV.

Jim: Oh sweet.
by Bootlegger501 January 11, 2013
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Screwged

The unpleasant realization that, when assembling a purchased product, the painful discovery that the manufacturer has not included enough screws, bolts, nuts, etc. to complete the assembly. The word is derived from the character of Scrooge depicted in Charles Dicken's "A Christmas Carol". The word represents the frustration created by a manufacturer's miserly policy of not spending just a few extra cents to make sure enough parts were provided for proper assembly
Jack was assembling the bicycle he had bought for Johnny, but found out he was screwged when there weren't enough bolts supplied.
by PoorDavid December 6, 2011
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SCREEEAW

The noise that a pterodactyl makes. The number of E's is variable but is usually 3. Originated on Totse.com
Pterodactyl: SCREEEAW!!!
Person: WTF???
by RabD July 11, 2006
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SCREEEEEEEEEE

What most everyone says when they die in fortnite, especially by a Default Skin
HOW DID I JUST GET KILLED BY A DEFAULT SKIN!?!?!? SCREEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
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full screener

porn so good that you have to, just have to, make it full screen.
kid1: dude, that was some awesome porn.
kid2: definitely dude, that was a full screener.
by luckytheducky squirrel November 20, 2009
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