necrophilic 

A necrophillic is an intelligent person who uses the free enviornmental method of 'recycling'.

They make use of dead and deceased carcus' to sexually arouse themselves.

There are Pros and Cons of being a necrophillic

Pros:
- Recycle dead bodies
- Work with a proven effective method of safe sex (The other person isn't even alive!)
- Get turned on and have sex for FREE
- About 300 years worth of people to choose from
- Save countless amount of women who are still alive and do not want to have sex
- A chance to make people who died virgins have the time of their life!
- You get a free 'Hello my name is <XXX> and I am a Necrophillic' badge when you join the National Necrophilic Nice-guys associaton
- Cannot contract ANY sexually transmitted diseases!
- If you are a quiet person, this is the job/hobby for you!
- Virtually all dead bodies swallow, spew (if you make them), take anal, and do anything you want them to!

Cons:
- Might get haunted by dead people (see Silent Hill)
- Not a good alternative if you want to start a family and have a baby
- Might have some trouble putting body parts back together
- Might find 'dud' bodies that turn to dust when you touch them
- Cannot have sex with a dead body and take it on a date to restaurants. Well, you can, but there is no guarentee your partner will pay the food bill.
- Cannot guarentee that if you are a heterosexual that you will be able to determine the sex of your dead body
- Hard to find a job and get a decent pay because the taxes are high. For example Grave Digging tax, Grave opening Tax, Grave lifting and maintenance Tax

"Ooohh, oohh Jonathon Draldrow (1792-1843), do you like it when I poke your pelvis with my hard genital. Do you like it when I slap my genital all over your empty eye sockets? You love that, don't `cha. That's right Jonathon, I'm a professional necrophilic"

necrophilic by Sam Abdow September 20, 2005

necrophilic 

A person who rapes corpses.

Look at that grave it's been dug up. I bet it was a necrophilic.

necrophilic by Skylar October 25, 2003

meme necrophilic

*not to be confused with an average necrophilic, which would be someone sexually attracted to dead people.

a meme necrophilic is a person, sexually attracted to memes that are in the advanced stages of decay (in other words dead). these people tend to start liking a meme, when it’s already past it’s due date and is active decay. not only do they contribute to the normies, that have of course ruined the original meme, but they turn said meme from active decay to dry decay.

ex.1 "i found some rare pepe today," said paul
"i'm sorry i don't associate with meme necrophilics," said kate, before burying him alive and driving off to get a pizza

ex.2 why are all twitch stream viewers just meme necrophiliacs??

meme necrophilic by faded69 September 3, 2018

necrophilia 

Someone who is sexually attracted to dead bodies/corpses.

Me: Dude, do you actually have necrophilia?
Him: Yeah.
Me: So you would get aroused when you see a dead body?
Him: Mhm.
Me: Bruhh, deadass?
Him: WHERE?

necrophilia by Isaiahranoutofusernames April 3, 2021

Negrophilia

The romanticization of Black Culture
ie., An obsession over black Culture such as Music, Fashion and slang
It orginates from 1920's Paris where the romanticization of black culture was the craze for short while

"Man I tell you I've never seen so many white kids at a rap concert, the way the dressed was black too"
"Really? Seem more like Negrophilia to me"

Negrophilia by superepicguy19 March 11, 2019

necrophilia 

Another reason to get cremated when you die.

Necrophilia, huh? Well, I guess it's cool if your into that sort of thing.

GUY 1: Okay, man. If I die first, you can eat me for nourishment. You have my permission.
GUY 2: I can eat you?
GUY 1: Yeah, sure.
GUY 2: Um, okay. But can I also... you know... fffffff...
GUY 1: ...
GUY 2: Never mind.

necrophilia by Arutunian August 5, 2012

Industry Necrophiliac 

a. The glorification and/or the inflation of the image of a popular musician who is deceased or a posthumous music release.
b. The act of metaphorically sucking/riding the dick of a deceased musician.

"I think Jon is an Industry Necrophiliac, because his favorite rappers are Juice WRLD and XXXTentacion."

Industry Necrophiliac by 3³ January 8, 2021