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The noise made when when placing a condom on a penis in a non- "lovey-dovey" way.
She was so eager to get him inside her she placed the condom on him with a loud schwump.
by skipbee April 22, 2010
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When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
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