by K.iverson January 31, 2017
by Spazzydizzle March 19, 2014
When someone is so fucked up from a variety of drugs that they become immobile or it becomes extremely difficult to move.
by bootyhunter9686 October 13, 2016
when you’re so high you physically can’t move and you have manual breathing instead of automatic breathing. once you become schlumped you might fall asleep or stay awake to reach your fall so you can smoke more.
She is so schlumped she hasn’t moved i. 15 minutes.
by seductivecow July 05, 2018
by Nayomi January 12, 2008
A lazy, overweight, under- or unemployed, undesirable middle-aged man. Usually wears crappy clothing. Shaves infrequently. Has nonchalant attitude about everthing. A scrub.
by John Childers October 09, 2005
by Asshole.1234 May 24, 2018