Schlumpy 

Unkempt and rumpled, less then put together. Road worn and sloppy. Tired

Sharron looked schlumpy after being in the car all day.

Schlumpy by JM01 May 25, 2006

schlumpy 

unwillingness to move
exhausted, without will
the height of laziness
sleepy

Bob appeared schlumpy as he slouched on the couch.

schlumpy by Silly Sue October 2, 2009

schlumpy 

Poor quality, looking less then adequate,grotesque condition and in need of improvement

Susan inspected the conditions of the department and found the conditions to be schlumpy and not up to par.

schlumpy by super-sprout November 23, 2015

Schlumpy 

A ridiculously comfortable,lumpy blanket. ;-)

Go get schlumpy so we can watch a really bad movie..

Schlumpy by Goose April 19, 2004

Schlumpy Schlump 

slang for sleep. Can be used as an adjective to describe someones mood for a day. use this term when you are so tired the only thing you care to do is rub your Weiner. say it as soon as you hit the hay and slowly sink into the pillow.

adj: damn mike looks schlumpy schlump

noun: its schlumpy schlump time or I can't wait to go schlumpy schlump

Schlumpy Schlump by yerpdaddy January 25, 2019

Schlumpadumpf 

Schlumpadumpf - noun - the state your boy is in when he’s wasted as fuck and laying on the floor and making absolutely no sense. May also be used to refer to the individual himself.

“Yo what’s the move fam ”
“I’m schlumpadumpf”

Schlumpadumpf by PooPoo Garbage LLC February 2, 2019

fat schlump 

The state of being in a very fat nap, usually lasting between 5-40 minutes. Typically very obese people have experienced this phenomenon, but it can happen to healthy people. Also people who are fat schlump tend use anything from a Cards Against Humanity box, to a water bottle as a pillow, and can sleep anywhere available at the time.

Patrick: "Yo, wheres Victor?"
John: "He's over there, and he's sleeping on my trombone case!"
Patrick: "Damn, he fat schlump."

fat schlump by vicast115 January 23, 2019