11 definitions by PooPoo Garbage LLC

Sometimes I cry when I poop

A throwaway phrase best used to make annoying/boring/stupid people think you're crazy, and therefore to get them to stop talking to you.

"Yo did you see last night's football game?"
"Sometimes I cry when I poop"

by PooPoo Garbage LLC February 28, 2022

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Schlumpadumpf

Schlumpadumpf - noun - the state your boy is in when he’s wasted as fuck and laying on the floor and making absolutely no sense. May also be used to refer to the individual himself.

“Yo what’s the move fam ”
“I’m schlumpadumpf”

by PooPoo Garbage LLC February 3, 2019

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A facemask worn by covidiots in a situation where masking serves no purpose. Failure to senselessly apply your own facey pastie may result in intense verbal backlash, regardless of your distance from others.

"Don't disgrace me by being so hasty with your lacy facey pastie."

by PooPoo Garbage LLC November 22, 2020

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Flyover Zone

The American Midwest. Named the Flyover Zone due to the fact that many people will fly over the region without ever visiting. Likely because the midwest fucking sucks and there's barely anything there but cornfields and retards.

I used to live in the Flyover Zone. Now that I live on the East Coast it's like I'm in paradise.

by PooPoo Garbage LLC August 20, 2022

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QWOPerating

When you cooperate so poorly that you're basically engaging in sabotage. Named after the game QWOP in which the pkayer character QWOP can hardly walk without extreme effort.

"What else do you want me to do man, I'm cooperating?"
"Na dude your work on this is trash. You're QWOPerating."

by PooPoo Garbage LLC May 25, 2022

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