schwumpy 

adj. strong and large in size, thick or bulky, most commonly describes demon tails

"Whip-crack went his schwumpy tail."

schwumpy by T bone Doggy July 13, 2009

Schlumpy 

Unkempt and rumpled, less then put together. Road worn and sloppy. Tired

Sharron looked schlumpy after being in the car all day.

Schlumpy by JM01 May 25, 2006

Schwump 

The noise made when when placing a condom on a penis in a non- "lovey-dovey" way.

She was so eager to get him inside her she placed the condom on him with a loud schwump.

Schwump by skipbee April 22, 2010

schtumpy 

Term used to describe a shiitake mushroom log. Typically used by boomers.

“I’m having trouble keeping my schtumpy moist. Any tips?”

schtumpy by Grecokurd January 10, 2022

schtumpy 

It literally means alligator. I saw an ad with a kid singing about his schtumpy, and he was holding a stuffed alligator, so I assumed he was singing about his damn alligator. Or crocodile. What's the fucking difference?

Kiss my schtumpy, you little dweeb!

schtumpy by Amelia V. Berkhaus October 13, 2007

schlumpy 

unwillingness to move
exhausted, without will
the height of laziness
sleepy

Bob appeared schlumpy as he slouched on the couch.

schlumpy by Silly Sue October 2, 2009

schlumpy 

Poor quality, looking less then adequate,grotesque condition and in need of improvement

Susan inspected the conditions of the department and found the conditions to be schlumpy and not up to par.

schlumpy by super-sprout November 23, 2015