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The man with a tiny pee pee and just loves it. He loves the men very much and is a poo tang.
There once was this boy with the last name Schwery. He always liked his pee pee and couldn't get enough of it.
Schwery by Jared Schwery May 4, 2018
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Schwertie 

A dialect of a shorty, further defined as a really hot girl.
Yo, Jessica Simpson is a schwertie!
Schwertie by Neekolas May 28, 2006
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schwerpin 

Wearing two different shoes at the same time.

Wearing one shoe of a different brand/style/color on one foot and one of a completely different brand/style/color on the other foot.

Wearing two shoes that do not match
Today I wore my Reebok Pump with my red Air Force One.

"Hey Jim!"
"Hey Bob. I see your schwerpin today."
"Of course Jim. I schwerp all day. It's all I do."
"I sure do love wearing two different types of shoe Bob."
"It's the coolest thing in fashion since fur!"
schwerpin by The Schwerper February 24, 2008
futuristic term meanign cool (slang, not being a little cold)
Dude, that trick was hecka schwey
schwey by moofoo January 18, 2004
Lauren: Did you know I'm moving to Culpepper?
Patrick: Schwey... you already moved.
Schwey by Pattycakes331 September 26, 2008

schwerps 

Schwerps verb (schwerpsed, schwerpsing). intrans (usually to schwerps someone) to behave in a playful sexual manner, to seduce, to make sexual advances. noun someone who schwerpses.
A: How are you getting on schwerpsing 'that bird'?
M: Not really tried yet
A: Dude! Get your schwerps on stat!
schwerps by TRMW October 2, 2009

Schwerha 

A Schwerha is just a term for an awesome person.
Aye yo Jackary you’re being a Schwerha.”
Schwerha by PapaJohn05 October 22, 2019
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

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*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

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God Shot 

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Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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just fokin missing her

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friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
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