Scheryled 

To be agree to meet up or arrange to do something and fail to show up.
Stood up, blown off, lip service, ignored, rebuffed

Brenna scheryled me again... she never showed up at the gym...

Scheryled by jdillpickle January 22, 2019

Bus-scheduled

The morning after sex you provide your partner with nothing more than a bus schedule to get home.

I totally bus-scheduled this chick last night. I slept with her, and in the morning sent her on her way with a print out of the bus schedule.

Bus-scheduled by Holden Iroquois August 10, 2008

We’re out of a scheduled power outage 

When you’re tired but you cannot sleep, or you’ve missed your opportunity to sleep.

Friend: “You need to go to bed it’s late”
You: “I would, but we’re out of a scheduled power outage”

We’re out of a scheduled power outage by Ymlnmsc85 November 7, 2020

Sheryle 

A Sheryle is difficult to figure out, she can be your best friend and your worst enemy all rolled into one, she is carefree and playful one minute and snarky and two-faced the next. She has a contagious laugh and is fun to be around.. she can be blunt and straightforward or sneaky and malicious.. you never know what to expect.. gorgeous, confident and a bit childish.. but overall badass a Sheryle is truly a guessing game.. p.s. if you enjoy living... DON'T TOUCH THEIR FOOD

Person 1: Holy **** what just happened

Person 2: You just met a Sheryle

Sheryle by Hungry? Eat a dick. September 19, 2018

scheduled procrastination 

The act of scheduling tasks to be done at the last possible moment, thus allowing for a reasonable explanation as to why the person procrastinated in the first place.

Jeremy's scheduled procrastination allowd him to graduate from the University of Kentucky in seven years, instead of the standard four.

scheduled procrastination by BCEagle September 18, 2003

Scheduled Maintenance 

A girl being unavailable for traditional sexual activities due to menstruation.

I'm gonna hook up with Kate after the party tonight... I hope she isn't offline for scheduled maintenance.

Scheduled Maintenance by rideSpecialized June 9, 2009

Scheduled Big One 

A pre meditated night of heavy drinking, usually resulting in puking or sickness the next day.

Cody is going to have a scheduled big one this Saturday!

Scheduled Big One by Guardiansfan6982 August 15, 2023