Schwerps verb (schwerpsed, schwerpsing). intrans (usually to schwerps someone) to behave in a playful sexual manner, to seduce, to make sexual advances. noun someone who schwerpses.
A: How are you getting on schwerpsing 'that bird'?
M: Not really tried yet
A: Dude! Get your schwerps on stat!
M: Not really tried yet
A: Dude! Get your schwerps on stat!
by TRMW October 2, 2009
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Regularly applied to managing to avert a meeting with or speaking to a person you have been trying to avoid.
Regularly applied to managing to avert a meeting with or speaking to a person you have been trying to avoid.
"Oh my GOD! Guess who I saw in town last night?"
"Who? Not Richard?"
"Got it in one! Luckily it was only from the back so I managed to schwerps him easily".
"You lucky fucker, how did you manage to schwerps working late tonight?".
"I saw it coming from a mile off so I just hid in the toilet until everyone else volunteered."
"Who? Not Richard?"
"Got it in one! Luckily it was only from the back so I managed to schwerps him easily".
"You lucky fucker, how did you manage to schwerps working late tonight?".
"I saw it coming from a mile off so I just hid in the toilet until everyone else volunteered."
by kylere May 10, 2012
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Wearing two different shoes at the same time.
Wearing one shoe of a different brand/style/color on one foot and one of a completely different brand/style/color on the other foot.
Wearing two shoes that do not match
Wearing one shoe of a different brand/style/color on one foot and one of a completely different brand/style/color on the other foot.
Wearing two shoes that do not match
Today I wore my Reebok Pump with my red Air Force One.
"Hey Jim!"
"Hey Bob. I see your schwerpin today."
"Of course Jim. I schwerp all day. It's all I do."
"I sure do love wearing two different types of shoe Bob."
"It's the coolest thing in fashion since fur!"
"Hey Jim!"
"Hey Bob. I see your schwerpin today."
"Of course Jim. I schwerp all day. It's all I do."
"I sure do love wearing two different types of shoe Bob."
"It's the coolest thing in fashion since fur!"
by The Schwerper February 24, 2008
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Hi mate, fancy going out schwerpsing tonight in a few bars?
It was a hard night schwerpsing those girls!
It was a hard night schwerpsing those girls!
by theicemancommeth August 5, 2009
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"Schweppes": Yes mate, so I was chirpsing this bird, and you know, me and her.... and shit was goin down and..
Andy: So did you shag her then?
"Schweppes": er...nah man nah but...
Andy: you schwepps'd it then, you Schwepps
Andy: So did you shag her then?
"Schweppes": er...nah man nah but...
Andy: you schwepps'd it then, you Schwepps
by JBenHurr March 5, 2009
Get the Schwepps mug.A horrible medical condition that arose in mid 2009.
This condition exists when a paitient has both of the following;
Swine Flu
Herpes
Results in coughing, sneezing, itching, rash, and others.
This condition exists when a paitient has both of the following;
Swine Flu
Herpes
Results in coughing, sneezing, itching, rash, and others.
Dude, I just got schwerpes.
Sweet you brought us slurpies?
Nah bro,the schwerpes.... It's itching so bad.
Dude that sucks.
Sweet you brought us slurpies?
Nah bro,the schwerpes.... It's itching so bad.
Dude that sucks.
by Px3 December 30, 2009
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