schwerd

The slang term “schwerd” is a love child of the words “sure” and “word”. It is often used interchangeably with the aforementioned words when an individual is confirming an action/statement in an excited manner. The words “sure” and “word” are commonly said when an individual feels a certain level of discomfort with an action/statement because these terms are most commonly used when an individual feels any level of displeasure.

This term originates from the sole powerhouse school of Virginia, James Madison University.

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Sexy Guy #1 : Yo I got two free tickets to the JMU v VT football game, you wanna go?
Sexy Guy #2: Schwerd! Fuck Tech!
Sexy Guy #1: Roll Dukes!

by Da Duke Dawg October 20, 2022

Schwerd

The German way of saying "word". Means the same thing in effect, just with a bit of German pop at the start of the word

Guy 1: We're going to the movies, you coming?
Guy 2: Schwerd, yea I'll come.

by Ratater September 18, 2023

Schwertie

A dialect of a shorty, further defined as a really hot girl.

Yo, Jessica Simpson is a schwertie!

by Neekolas May 28, 2006

schwerpin

Wearing two different shoes at the same time.

Wearing one shoe of a different brand/style/color on one foot and one of a completely different brand/style/color on the other foot.

Wearing two shoes that do not match

Today I wore my Reebok Pump with my red Air Force One.

"Hey Jim!"
"Hey Bob. I see your schwerpin today."
"Of course Jim. I schwerp all day. It's all I do."
"I sure do love wearing two different types of shoe Bob."
"It's the coolest thing in fashion since fur!"

by The Schwerper February 24, 2008

Schweddy

Mr. Pete Schweddy is a fictional character from the Saturday Night Live sketch 'Delicious Dish.' Mr. Schweddy represents the (equally fictional) Schweddy Family line of meat products, including Schweddy Balls and Schweddy Weiner. He has " ... quite a reputation as the king of stadium-cooked cuisine."

The sketch is quite funny, and pretty obviously all about sexual innuendo. 'Schweddy' sounds like 'sweaty,' and all the various interpretations of 'meat' refer to male genitals. The outrageousness of the references steadily increases as the sketch goes on.

Pete Schweddy: That's right. I'm proud to say I've won great acclaim for my takes on popcorn, crackerjacks, and pretzel bread. But I think what I am most known for is my weiner.

Margaret Jo McCullen: Your weiner. Wow. You don't say.

Pete Schweddy: I sure do. Would you like to see it?

Margaret Jo McCullen: Please. Please. (Pete pulls out a tray of weiners) Wow ...

Pete Schweddy: Is that some weiner, or what?

Margaret Jo McCullen: Yeah, it's a doozy, Pete.

Lynn Vershad: Now, is that a foot-long, or..?

Pete Schweddy: (chuckles) You flatter me!

by Verbithrax Pejorative April 25, 2011

alter schwede

German: Slang for "Dude!"

1: Guck dir die Wolke an! Riesig, oder?
2. Alter Schwede!
1: Ja Mann!

by RubbelDieKatz July 10, 2017

Schweddy Balls

The most infamous Delicious Dish episode featured Alec Baldwin as the chef Pete Schweddy, who came to the show to showcase his "Schweddy Balls," and later re-appeared to showcase his "Schweddy Weiner." The ice cream company Ben and Jerry's released a flavor in September 2011 called "Schweddy Balls" in homage to the skit, prompting complaints from conservative groups that the name was too explicit for grocery store shelves

Bob: "Have you heared the major news media complain about Ben and Jerry's Schweddy Balls ice cream saying its to (inappropriate)?"
Joe: "Yes...but every one knows the news media are a bunch of News Nazi anyway"
Bob: "And did you know it is made with cow rape juice"
Joe: "No i didnt, WOW it tast great AND is healthy"

by Saint Derrick September 30, 2011