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futuristic term meanign cool (slang, not being a little cold)
Dude, that trick was hecka schwey
schwey by moofoo January 18, 2004
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Schweffing 

1. The act of sleazily coming on to a member of the opposite sex, often utilising alcohol, ridiculously colourful clothing and eye-watering lines of Austin Powers style calibre, usually delivered in an drawling accent straight-outta Surrey. A Schweffe can be of either sex.
Chap 1: Mate, did you see Georgie schweffing up Charles and the hunt ball last night? He could barely stand straight.

Chap 2: Ya, I tried to get close to ask if he was alright but she kicked me straight in the cock and told me to fuck off.
Schweffing by Ballchops October 25, 2012
Lauren: Did you know I'm moving to Culpepper?
Patrick: Schwey... you already moved.
Schwey by Pattycakes331 September 26, 2008
The inverse of chav. A schweffe can be spotted around town often wearing a tweed jacket and red trousers. Aka a hooray henry.
Gary: Did you just spot that nobber walk past wearing the Barbour jacket and wellies?

Dave: Yes mate, what a tool. He must be a schweffe.
Schweffe by Johnywadd June 15, 2012

Schweffing 

The male or female form of interaction, with the opposite sex, including flirting or attempting to pull.

Or more loosely defined as any interaction/banter/chilling/pulling between any guy or girl.
Jem: Mate are you schweffing tonight?
Harry: Yeah thinking of schweffing the floor 8 girls actually, fancy schweffing along?
Jem: Yeah I was gonna see if Steve was up for a schweff, but apparently he's schweffing Ellie!
Harry: OK.. Schweff ya later!
Schweffing by schweffatron3000 March 10, 2011
A Muff Diver.
ie, someone who spends 80% of his life trying to get action, even off minging fat girls, whilst completely neglecting his friends.
Teacher: "Where's paddy?"
Boy: "He's over at margarets"
Teacher. "f*cking SCHWEFF!"
schweff by Fr Gabby November 19, 2006