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Schwerk

The combination of the words school and work.
I had a long day at schwerk, so I think im going to lay down.
by Darkenedhymn October 28, 2015
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Schwerk

A cross between a Schwank and a Twerk.

A sexual act combining defication with masturbation while vigorously shaking your Gluteus Maximus.
It's Friday, I'm really in the mood for a schwerk tonight.
by thedags August 30, 2013
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Schwertie

A dialect of a shorty, further defined as a really hot girl.
Yo, Jessica Simpson is a schwertie!
by Neekolas May 28, 2006
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schwerpin

Wearing two different shoes at the same time.

Wearing one shoe of a different brand/style/color on one foot and one of a completely different brand/style/color on the other foot.

Wearing two shoes that do not match
Today I wore my Reebok Pump with my red Air Force One.

"Hey Jim!"
"Hey Bob. I see your schwerpin today."
"Of course Jim. I schwerp all day. It's all I do."
"I sure do love wearing two different types of shoe Bob."
"It's the coolest thing in fashion since fur!"
by The Schwerper February 24, 2008
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Schweiky

Nearly any utterance of—or an utterance made in the mode of—David Schweikert, Republican Congressman of Arizona, who is the biggest douchebag in the 115th U.S. Congress.

An unaccomplished congressman who has never passed a piece of legislation and who spawns Indivisible groups the way Anthony Weiner generates dickpics, Schweikert couches shitty, selfish proposals in simpering, apparently compassionate language. A Schweiky way of speaking often suggests we should fuck over other people for their own good. A Schweiky statement thus combines a reactionary proposition with a performance of compassion.

More generally, any conservative, white, male pissant that fabricates lies for cash.
At a particularly Schweiky moment, he suggested that he only rejects feminism to the extent that he honors women.

If I may be allowed to be Schweiky for a moment, *all* lives matter.
by Dorothy Hale June 10, 2017
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schwarked

To get so drunk and shitfaced that you don't give a fuck or a shit about what is going on. The point past being lit. A mixture of booze, duck farts, weed, cocaine, and meth will get you feeling schwarked
That dude is so schwarked right now.
by Whip1326 March 30, 2017
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Lauren Schweikert

A person living in Arizona who has been known to have powers such as witchcraft and telekinesis.
I felt weird being around Lauren Schweikert. I think she may have put some weird spell on me.
by neccmoore1 January 23, 2020
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