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Schtoiping 

Schtoiping is the act of having someone with no prior medical training or experience remove the skin off your penis using kitchen utensils or teeth
“Dude I had Jessica try schtoiping me last night, best idea ever!”
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To have sexual intercourse.
Devon and Devin are shtooping in the basement.
shtooping by ChrispyDog November 1, 2007

schtüping

1. (v) To fuck, often referring to who some one else is sleeping with.
" 'She's just a friend'---my ass! Oh yeah--He's schtüping her."
schtüping by JamiSpoon May 23, 2003

schtooping 

The act of sexual intercourse - usually in a hap-hazard way, in secret, and without regard for anything much past the act itself. The connotation implies an a possibly dirty act purely for pleasure, possibly rushed, or done behind closed doors.
George wasn't at the golf course like he said he was but rather was schtooping his neighbor's wife.
schtooping by Geoge Miller June 22, 2006

schtupping 

Having sex.
Shelley didn't know that her husband was schtupping the next-door neighbour.
schtupping by Anonymous January 7, 2003

schlooping 

the act of sitting down on a hot day
Bob: Oright phill, what ya doing today mate?
Phil: Hiya Bob nothing much today, just thinkin of schlooping, it's to hot to do anything else.
schlooping by SJ Wellis May 28, 2008

schlomping 

cool relaxed way of chilling, usually used when you should be doing something more important.
WARNING - this is highly addictable.
i can't be arsed with this test i think im just going to schlomp.
schlomping by girl April 20, 2004
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Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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